FRIENDS

Hello everyone
So as this year comes to an end and so does class 10(It pretty much has come to an end). I decided to do an entry on all my pals and friends of Class X-F batch 2004-05

Abhishek Suri a.k.a. Suri, Fellow Junior Coordinator and one of the heaviest people of our class. He fits the definition of what you may call BIG. Exun was the BIG one in terms of symposiums. Suri is the BIG one in terms of humans. Weighing in at 170 pounds and standing tall at 5 feet 10 something inches, he can sure beat the shit out of Rey Mysterio(I’ve heard this kid is small). He walks as if hes Godzilla. Doesn’t know how to tie a tie-knot. Buys a car in about every 4 months. Recent acquisition- Grand Vitara XL 7. He just has one pair of jeans, Wu-Tang one, which he wears to any and every occasion possible. Born on 23rd August. He also is a good friend of mine.

Akshat Verma- Punching bag of DPS bus route no. 42. Poor boy has been mocked at for the past 5 years and now he pretty much enjoys it. Often makes a fool of himself and laughs at it altogether. Happens to be good friend and lives quite near to my place. Has recently bought a Škoda Octavia Rider 1.8. Lost all senses when he was hit by a moving glass window in a bus, which has left a bump ever since. He also enjoys diving everywhere and anywhere. Jumped off his roof once trying to elope with monkeys but broke his leg and he has settled since then.

Akshay Johar- yea our moving Sony Ericsson shop. Gets the latest SE phones thanks to his Dadday. He’s one of the funniest people of our class and can form humour almost out of anything. It gets a bit “extra” sometimes, but its OK. A weird bulge can be always seen in his pants though, scientists have not been able to give a concrete explanation of the presence of that bulge. Fun dude.

Anjaneya Das- The Das Man from Bihar. He happens to be the punching bag of our class and has never refused to the occasional PM(public maar). People have often been able to kick him somewhere or the other.

Ankita Oberoi- Her last name may also be pronounced as OhBoy!. owns a Merc C-Class. Shes big, and was earlier known as the BIG SHOW.

Anubhav Jalta- also referred to as Jalta or Jolta. Hes the god of spontaneous laughter. He can make you laugh in an instant but don’t try his patience, he gets real BAD sometimes. And, when hes Mad, try to stay out of his line of sight coz he just beats up anyone in focus(happened with Nitish, so..). Famous for borrowing pens. Credited with creating the character- Bholaram Batliwala

Arjun Aggarwal- Another punching bag. All he has done in the past 5 years is gain weight.

Arjun Gehlot- From Rajasthan with lotsa dough, and I mean literally. Has a Bee-Emm-err. I dno how many Hondas and what not. He is very good friend. Basketball Champion. Is Big, Fat and proud of it.

Arjan Singh Soni- the ASS. He’s my surd homie. We together have dominated the Surd Tag Team Championship Title for the past 5 years. Nobody gets away with beating any one of us. Our favourite target- Anubhav Jalta. Can make you laugh non-stop. Also referred to as Manmohan Singh.

Asiya Khan- Music lover and likes action games. Fan of Prince of Persia. Her loves are always referred to as Oliver Kahn

Dhruv Kumar- famous for his instant desk banging actions. Eats like a dog, I tell you. Can gobble down 3 pizzas, 3 cokes, and one bucket of ice cream in less than 30 minutes. He is very funny, especially when it comes to making fun of names and other words, which he sometimes doesn’t hear properly. Also, fellow JC(not Jesus Christ). Full of knowledge.

Harshit Rewari- Tall and very thin. Talks as if he just walked out of a bar after drinking down 10 shots of vodka. He is smart though.

Hemant Nigam- a.k.a. Chicken Momo. This fat fan of Homer Simpson is one of the funniest Basketball players you would ever see. Hes intelligent.. S M R T!! A modern migrant, but now has become a true dipsite

Kunal Naithani- tall man, hard to beat when it comes to basketball. Sorry about the bball fights man. Hes a bit self-conscious

Kartikeya Khanna- another monkeybone. Famous for his obsession for undigested waste that normally comes out of animals. A student at FTC.

Keerti Kataria- Shes the funniest female you’re ever gonna meet. Gets hyper most of the times, stays hyper most of the times. But she gets serious too. Don’t mess with her nahin toh…… Shes a good artist too, any artwork and shes there baby. She loves rings, one on each finger.

Nitish Bhardwaj- Poor guy. Brainless. Always upto something or the other. Yea but hes fun sometimes. Famous for getting 300 chewing gums to our class picnic this year.

Nivedana Jalan- Our class’ singer. She has a fetish for drummers and a total dislike for Raghav Malhotra.

Nitin Sagar Sahgal- Used to be a good friend in junior school.

Piyush Sahay- Another one from Bihar. Hes just the opposite of what he looks. Most serious dude ive ever seen but when it comes to basketball, everyone is least serious.

Raghav Malhotra- Yea the crow. Although he is a crow but still has failed his flying exam 14 times in a row, after that he just gave up. He is credited with creation of the term “extra” and the phrase “chalau chalau ab chal bhi lau”. Born enemy of Nivedana Jalan

Rishi Taneja- You need an appointment if you need to meet him in school. Graces the occasion with his presence in school only on tuesdays and thursdays

Rohit Garg- Dead Man Walking. This guy is too damn serious. But, he can kick some butt too. GTA fan and knows stuff about computers.

Ragini Dasgupta- undoubtedly.. Mouse Killer Jr. She has a habit of stretching words while speaking. Has contagious laughter.. just like her mamma.

Savinay Kapur- Da Bond. Topper of class X and good friend. Comes up with funny stuff once in a while. We’ve taught him a lot I must say.

Sidharth Dhar- Tallest person in our class as of now. He is a good person to know and when you need help.

Shantanu “chhotu” Sinha- Cry baby. Hes also a topper and he stands tall at 4 feet something. Cries a lot. I remember a Bengali teacher giving him extra marks coz he was crying.

Shivansh “Short man” Saurabh- the life of our class. Hes damn funny. Right now chasing kickass. His back hurts coz of all the pats ive given him. Nice dude. Currently living in denial coz all his women have abandoned him.

Tanya Shukla- yea yea.. u guys keep ur mouths shut and dont get no ideas here. She has a brain comparable to that of a blonde(no hard feelings here). Another singer and apparently career oriented too. Plans to become a doctor. Recent acquisition- Camry(I think!)

Tarun Nagar- Some people may be against him but hes a good man. Can make the whole class laugh in a matter of 1.2765 seconds.

If anyone feels left out here. Please tell me. Its unintentional, I just don’t remember who all are there in our class. I don’t have a class list either.

Its been good knowing everyone, some people hated me in the beginning but opinions change and I did too, and we became good friends. Im not saying goodbye here, its just a temporary separation that wont make a difference. Awryt then. Best of luck to everyone in life and remember me. I hope ive been a good GUDI.

Also, for those of you who haven’t filled my slam book(courtesy Keerti), please do so

Signing off
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P.S.: ever, if tears start rolling down your cheeks remember da M, remember tha E, put em together and u remember ME and all the crazy stuff I did.