Attraction

Theory of Attraction

No, this is not anything based on the movie starring Pierce Brosnan and Julianne Moore. I was just wondering that, well, since there are laws for most of the things in life, why not have a certain theory written out for attraction. So here goes…

# 1

In this universe, For a Human to be attracted to another human, that human must have met the other human at least once in his own lifetime.

Extension of the statement:

If the human dreams about the other human then it is not attraction, since the human has not met the person but if the dream is about a person who one has already met then it may come under the purview of attraction partially.

This law is also known as the Boy meets Girl Act.

# 2

In this universe, the total amount of attraction is not a constant; it increases with the increase in population of the humans and hence is directly proportional to it.

T(A) ~ P

# 3

During the process of attraction, one of the two members involved in the act must hate the other in the beginning or it won’t result in true attraction.

# 4

The force of attraction may be described as the individual liking of each of the two persons towards the other upon the distance between them.

F ~ L₁L₂

       r

F = C L₁L₂

         r

Here, C is the constant which is equivalent to total amount of Love present in the world

# 5

Love can not be created, nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from one person to another. This is also known as Law of Conservation of Love.

Note: these statements only apply to humans as we haven’t been able to find any signs of alien life forms

Boring! Yet again

G

WUP?

Hello all

I blog yet again

The day I last posted was the last day of my written preboard examinations

i have found a new way to say wassup btw. just look at the title.

There is a sort of a tradition with students that we all go and hang out together at some place after the last exam, and yes I take part in this tradition too. Ok, so I have participated just once. Anyways, so we all had plans to come to my place, or not come to my place but come to NOIDA and catch a movie at Waves. Good enough. Everything was set, until the next morning, Shivansh blurts out: my car needs to go back early. Jalta who was in no mood to come to Noida,(as could be seen from his face and body language) says: yea yea, we’ll go to Saket. Mr. Jalta, here, thinks Noida is oh so far away, I would say to him: Son, USE DND FLYWAY, SPEND Rs. 16. So they pretty much happily abandoned me. Do I give a damn? NOPE. I know they didn’t want me to be there. I Accept. Period. Now I am pretty much happy that our sections are changing.

Ive bin wanting to use period in one of my posts (:))

Moving on.. Rhea seems to have entered into Flashback mode, as can be seen from her entries. Rhea, MOVE ON. She hasn’t been studying for her exams. Rhea you stupid girl, STUDY!

OK, remember Bhavyas post about the Geyser burst thing. Well, something quite similar happened at my place yesterday. The geyser in one of the bathrooms of my house suddenly started making funny noises. This geyser happens to be the one with the largest storage capacity, so this is a great setback for the bathers of the Nijjar family (which is everyone). I switched it off. Then the geyser starts letting out water from everywhere. It reminded of one of those not-so-horror scenes in movies when they show dead people coming up from their graves and you see those green, slimy, blood-bereft hands. Doesn’t make sense. Nevermind

I had my science practical exam on 25^th, which went pretty well. It wasn’t as bad as I had expected it to be. As a matter of fact, it was quite easy. First was the physics one. You see, they had these sheets which had the aim of the experiment already written on them. Yea I was thinking I would get the one with the Ohm’s Law, and unsurprisingly enough I did. I was the only one in the class who got that. And guess what, I nailed it. I thought it was a bit tricky but it wasn’t. Deepika Parashari(DP) was helpful; she told me that the arrangement had already been made and I just needed to get the observations. Unsurprisingly enough again, the arrangement was bl@#%^%@, meaning not correct. So I made it again. All done. DP was quite happy and impressed with me for having done it with no problems at all. Woooohoooo

Chemistry was weird. We were doing the experiments together(know wat I mean?). Bio teacher told me shes gonna gimme full. So. Wooohooo again. And surprisingly she had no questions for me, so as a last measure she asked me the definition of Photosynthesis(). Enough of that.

Its been snowing in good ol’ shimla. DAMN!. I had the perfect chance to witness it if it hadn’t been for the Aptitude test and the practicals.

Remember Akhil’s Nand Bhawan entry. I have a similar experience to share.

Last night, there was some kind of bhajan marathon in the park in front of my house. I fail to understand why these people cant have these bhajan ceremonies within the walls of their houses and secondly why are the bhajans sung to the tunes of stupid songs. Ever heard those Punjabi songs which go something something and then AAHO AAHO! in the middle, if you haven’t then hear them, well there was this bhajan going something something and then JAI HO JAI HO. Tsk tsk. And then there were the bhajans sung to the tunes of traditional Punjabi boliyaan, manav might know what they are.

I also happened to catch the Page 3 flick at Waves. I aint no NDS or nothing but I can still give a slight review of the movies.

Its not a bad movie actually. Madhur Bhandarkar has done a good job on bringing out the actual reality behind the P3P (page 3 people). I liked this one dialogue, “There are no permanent friends and no permanent enemies”. I don’t know about the permanent enemies part I sure do agree with it on the friends part. One thing I hated was the fake, weird accents of the people in the movie. SON, you could have made the movie in HINDI too. All said, 3.5 stars on 5

Anyways, Ive been playing the demo of a certain game called Need For Speed Hot Pursuit 2. I love racing games and I love cars. One thing I have learnt is, I should take the Ferrari 360 spider over the Porsche 911 turbo. Its not that I like the Porsche less but I love the Ferrari more. You see, the Porsche pretty much sucks in the game. It hardly ever gets over the 200kph mark even in 5^th gear, whereas the horse is easy going at 220kph even in 4^th gear. As a matter of fact, it goes upto 235 in 4^th. Cool. Also, the Ferrari is faster than the Porsche in terms of acceleration. The Porsches never manage to get anything above than 5^th place out of 6 cars. When I take the Porsche I get 4^th, that’s cause there are 2 more. The Ferrari gets me 2nd

And I hate policemen with Porsche. Not that there are any in real life but they do exist in the game. They have this stupid policy of reversing to catch another speeder when Im doing this extremely good lap. Damn them. Plus, its because of them that I never manage to get a 1^st place. At the end of the last lap, they bang into me or whatever and I always get 2^nd place. Damn them again. Plus they’re a useless lot, they never manage to catch me unless there are another 2 Porsches which bang into me. Damn those Porsches.

This was a pretty much useless entry. Damn

I gtg now

Signing off

G

Its been a long time

Yes it has
20 long days before i last posted.
To begin with i would like to wish everyone a very happy new year
I had my preboards and i was studying. They went not too bad
Today was the introductory information technology preboard and it was like so short and we had 2.5 hours to do it.
I finally got a 6600. My dad walks into my room the other day and says," Son, you take this phone from me and gimme yours, i cant use this''.
Me," Gladly!"
I shall write again when i have something to write about
till then
byebye
G