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hello ppl
today is 30th june
tomorrow shall be 1st july
which also means tomorrow shall be an exam
i have science
at this point(2 pm)
im left with diagrams and a lil bit in physics
will be finished by 4
and do the diagrams after 5
everything shall be finished by 7(i think so)
im so bored and shit scared
although the study is goin all well but just the anxiety before exams
and colour cartridge is finished in my computer
d'oh
i had to do a lot of printing
i gtg now
gursartaj

Of MBA

hello ppl
wats up wid u all
i can c that everybody's busy with their exam studying mode a.k.a. pay-puh mode(tm)
but i fuond this topic really funny..specially the ending
but i shal go to it later
first
i am getting my room furniture changed
that means new furniture for the whole of my room
everything now is new
spent about a lac or smtn
getting back to the main topic
my sister just joined MBA in MDI, Gurgaon 2 days back
well its a weird story of wat happened there
they din let these poor students sleep the first night...the next morning at 5 they had Yoga
then they din let the poor kids sleep again the first night
so they kept these kids awake for 60 hours
My gawd
and then theyre putting immense pressure on these kids
they asked them to make presentations and criticised nearly all of em
and in the end it turns out, when all the presentations were made
it was all a part of mass ragging
and they put buckets of water on all these kids
lol
i was laughin my ass off on that one
i gtg now
studying
gursartaj

Of Indians
hello ppl
sry for my absence
i was in shimla
it was fun out there...my house is there is good
i walked a lot over there
but now i am back
how is everyone?
the exams have started and i am TRYIN to go into pay-puh(tm) mode...(notice the word tryin)
so..getting back to the topic
Of indians
indians seem to be everywhere and most of them are punjabis (chak de fatte!!!)
and there are not many places left without indians
even hollywood has been attacked by the indianism
lets take for example a new movie
Van Helsing
this name might seem to be exotic but actually it is an indian name
i.e. Vanhel Singh(manav might know how to pronounce it correctly)
his story has now been turned into a movie(isnt that gr8?)
he was born in the villages of punjab(the name is punjabi..thats y punjab)(erstwhile panjab)
he was this macho man there
actually i dno the story of Van Helsing but whatever it might be, i believe you guys have the intellect to turn it into an indian story, rite?
also Troy
u might have herd of the helen of troy or smtn like that
but this name is short for trayanganam pillay
a south indian personality of the troyan times
his story wud also b similar to that of brad pitt's except it wud b set in india and he wud b a hell lot darker

i gtg now
no electricity and the UPS has run out of battery
bye
gursartaj

hello ppl
sry for my long absence
i was real bored at home and din have nethin to rite about just like manav
nuthin much has been happening
i saw hum tum...it was a nice movie...real funny...specially kirron kher
my mondeo has traveled another kilometer since it got here..borinn'
now dun b surprised at wat i rite next
i jus cudnt help it
my blog doesnt work without it

oh and i had a very bad dream last nite
its haunting me like hell
i cant sleep and i cant stay awake
i need help
im goin to shimla in a few days so my blog may stay inactive again
i gtg now
ciao
gursartaj

hello ppl
i jus came back from chandigarh and i have brought someone with me
shes a pretty thing
its my new ford mondeo
wooohoooo
Party dude!!!!!!!!!
i love it
i got to go now
will post an entry on it later

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hello ppl
this is the all new look MY Blog
it actually sucks but i was bored with the previous one
this new template does not have a counter, comments section or Links
these shall be put up soon
merci beaucoup
gursartaj

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Rashi, Happy birthday!!!!
I cleared the JSTSE first stage exam, next stage is interview
lets c wat happens in that
im not in the mood to write about the rest
ciao

Of cars..continued

first of all..it is wednesday and we had test today
i had maths and it went gr8..im expectin 40

Secondly
like i said before i dont like the corolla. well it turns out that my dad doesnt either(he took a test drive in chandigarh). yesssssssss!!!! i never liked that car
so my daddy went car shopping today
he saw most of the cars
Hyundai Elantra- daddy liked it
Honda City- i hate the stupid shape but apparently daddy likes it
CR-V- i duno wat happened to daddy he liked it earlier
Ford Mondeo- this is the car that my dad was floored by. i mean he didnt stop talkin about it but as it was STD call he didnt talk much. most propably he'll go in for a mondeo unless im able to convince him for an accord
im eagerly waiting for holidays to begin and then i'll go car shopping
any comments?
gtg ciao

Cars, Vacations

As some of you may know..my dad is planning to buy a new car. He had plans to sell off the good, not so ol' Ford Ikon. But i put my foot down and said no. So, now he has taken the Ford to his workplace in Chandigarh.
Let me get back to the subject now. As i was saying he plans to buy a new car
My Mum says we should buy a Corolla but somehow i dont like that car. Anyways, my dad took a test drive of the Corolla on Friday.
My Review
The car is Ok. But if you compare it with Ford its nothing except for the little itsy-bitsy cosmetic stuff

The Ford has a 1.6 litre, 8-valve SOHC, 91 bhp engine whereas the Corolla claims to have a 1.8 litre, 16-valve, 125 bhp engine
but it doesnt look like
the car just refuses to accelerate. i mean 0- 100 in 8 secs..nuthin gr8
the ford accelerates like hell man...its got so much power underneath its hood

Braking of corolla is awful...nothing as compared to Ford

Also my dad didnt like the driving comfort of the car

Other Options
Octavia(nobody in the house is interested)
CR-V(daddy says its expensive)
Endeavour(i feel its underpowered)
Mondeo(daddy doesnt like it)
Mercedes-Benz A Class(not available in india)
rest of the cars are above budget but might jus slip in

My Best Option
to buy a tractor and go do farming in our farms
OR
this is the best part

Buy a big truck...send it to a body builder...get it modified at the back...u know, carrier air-con, Bose surround sound, TV, Sofa cum Bed...all the gr8 shit
at the back of the truck we'll put a sign that says
OK TATA HORN PLEASE
Buri nazar wale tera muh kala
we'll also hang the Nokia 1100 in front and then say
Raat ko bhi chalta hai
this is about it

about the vacation part
i went to chandigarh and ambersar(amritsar)..nuthin much to rite abt that

gtg ciao

OF Ends

this entry marks the end of my insane ravings...from now on i will not have insane ravings
I am actually not in the mood of writing a big entry
ciao

hello ppl
i did not have nething to write about in the past few days and also my internet connection was not working
i have a few things to write today
i have a science test tomorrow
i jus dloaded abt 8 games on to my phone and it did not cost a penny
also Mrs. Mamta Sharma has proven that she is mad
in last class she said that we are not indians, is she okay?
also history classes are lot of fun due to mamta sharma's foolishness
oh, i almost forgot we have our dumb charades competition on wednesday and the class was supposed to nominate and vote for people
and jus gess wat
tanny shukla voted for me...yayyy
btw if u guys did not notice i havent made a mention of tanny for a verryy lonnngggg time
on a very sad and second note
sarbari sen is leavin skool
now, sure shot, i will fail in french
but we cant do nethin to make her change this decision
sad..sad..sad..sad
nuthin else to say
cheerio

hello ppl
sorry for my absence
Class X has begun which means i have lesser time to write blogs and other things and every teacher only teaching
Ohk
Its a new year which means new teachers(read the last entry), barring a few
so the average new teacher begins with intro and the teacher telling us about class X and how we should take it seriously and shit
Each teacher says that shes not trying to scare us but MADAM what are you doing by scaring the shit outta us
some of the darndest thing have been happening in our class these days and they ought to with kaumudi sharma as the class teacher
Yesterday a child was made to stand outside our class without his shoes because well its a long story
our class is fun these days..with weird teachers and well students too
for eg. Mamta Sharma- she will tell u certain point..ask a question immediately after telling based on the points and then when we answer she always have the question "how/why?

Today i was asked, out of Ajanta and Ellora which caves i found artistically better..well my answer was Ellora
and shes like NO Ajanta.
excuse me!! but isnt it my choice...someday she'll be like what do u eat, veggies or chicken...u say chicken and shell b like no veggies
and one day she will ask what ur name is..u anser and shell b like HOW/WHY?
i forgot the rest of the things
ciao

Mes professeurs

I also decided to write an entry on my teachers just like the other ppl are doing

Kaumudi Sharma- Class Teacher
Need i say more?.. the scariest teacher in whole of school..
fav phrases: " Shheetttt upppp!!!!!(Shut up)", "thank you very much!!"(without ne reason)
shall never stop insulting you, never commit any mistake

History - Mamta Sharma
dont know her much but shes a very weird teacher

Physics- Deepika Parashari
Again, need i say more?..her levels of sarcasm and sadism are not understandable. i think her mental balance is not balanced

Chemistry- i think it is Meena Kumar(i)
Shes a very boring and weird teacher

Bio - Jyoti Sharma
Not a fun teacher but doesnt make us rite so thats good

French- Sharbari Sen
oh thank god!!! thank god shes my french teacher again. atleast now i will pass in french

English-Atika Dayal
she has varied intrusts(interest) and i gess she was the teacher with heya, theya, and everywheya rite?

Maths- Rama Ananth
shes a very nice and patient teacher

Im really scared for this year

i wasnt actually ready with the info on my teachers
cheerio

Results
Today was ze D-day, the Dreaded day…..The results were announced…..The curiosity finally finished and many people were dead…..There are always mixed emotions on the day we get the papers….Some are happy and some are not
And I have mixed emotions too…..I am happy but I still think that I can do better than this

Ze Chronology of events

First of all, we got the history. Our class teacher is also our history teacher and this was supposed to happen
I got 36/40……hey this aint good, I was expecting a better score. Well, I cant change it anyway so I cant help it

Maths:hmmmmmm
I was expecting I would get somewhere around 97 but no, the teacher just din wanna give me ne marks
Neways I got 94/100
The teacher wouldn’t even increase marks newhere
By the time I got my maths paper I was sure that I wouldn’t even make it to 90

Next came in English
Well not bad 83/100
But there is smtn behind this too. I shall explain it later in this entry
Me was happy!!!!!

Bio
I got fullllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Well I din expect full as I had transposed the columns in a differentiating question but the teacher did not notice
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy once again

A la Francais (yea yea I know I din put the cedilla)
Originally 84.5 but now 86/100 due to a calculation mistake…I got 27/30 in the writing section…thats the gr8est ive ever got

Physics
31/33 not bad, expecting this much only

Chemistry
31/33 not expected
the teacher just doesn’t listen
I mean our teacher told us that there is a difference between groups and vertical columns but no. look in the book
NCERT BOOK? My ass

Geography
32/35 fine with me

Civics 22.5/25
Again fine with me

Computers
97/100
just as I expected but still not good enough
I kept running after the computer teacher for 1 hour but she still din increase my marks

Okay well

I was really in a funny mood
My total was 545….just a mark less for 91
So I went to the English teacher and told her my story and what do u know… increased my marks
That’s the story behind 83
Yayy

FINAL RESULT
Subject            Marks
English             83
French              86
SST                 90
Science             96
Maths               94
Computers        97

Grand Total = 546

Percentage = 546/6
             = 91

Good!!
Next time even better

hello ppl
yesterday was my budday
and well not many ppl wished me
i had fun
i bot ze nokia 6800
its a gr8 fone
a bit big though
i jus dun have nethin to talk about
ciao

Hello ppl
Sorry for my absence, well the reason for my absence is my high level of boredom
News Update: India won the match by 5 wickets
Okay well I am really bored and this entry shall show you why
Well for all those who have completed grade 9 may know what I am trying to say in the following lines

His exams had just finished. He had studied well for them and was now suffering from SDS (sleep deficiency syndrome). But, atleast during the exam days he had something to do. Now, he was completely bored, had nothing to do. His life was like a pendulum

“Eighty first street, let ‘em out please”, yelled the shepherd in blue
A flock of school sheep rolled out and no other flock got on, coz it was the time to go home (duh).
They day had finally come, the day when the exams ended, the day which everybody was waiting for. But, the following days were not all that gr8

His days were all the same
He used to get up late, have breakfast and well jus kill time.
No katy used to be there with her confectionate, affectionate kiss coz well no katy existed in his life.
But this day began differently…he felt older….. nobody was there at home….he looked through the letters….there was one for him…. It said happy budday(22nd)..yayyy….happy budday

This was the first time it happened to him in this year


This entry sure was stupid and I guess it shows how bored I am
Hmmm
I better go now
ciao

hey ppl
the exams are finally over with last exam being maths
well after the exams i went to dreamland and got over with my SDS
SDS- sleep deficiency syndrome
and for those of you who dont already know my bday is comin up
22nd March
well the maths paper was quite difficult thats all i can say about it
on a second note
Tom Keller went back today
my blog entries are getting shorter by the day but i cant help it my life is just so goddamn boring
...
ciao

hello good ppl
hallelujah
im so happy
im dun with maths
i finished it at 5
the earliest ive ever finished
i just wish god stays with me and i get good marks
ciao

hello ppl
sry for the absence
i am studin
i have last maths left and so i want to get good marks in that
ciao
me studin