Butt Fight

Butt: noun. short for buttocks

Back in 6th grade, our first year in DPS RK Puram. A very interesting championship was conceptualized by a few males of class 6 D. It is what we know today as, Butt Fight. For those who didn't know, you do now.

What is Butt Fight?
I'm Sure you've seen two people boxing. This is similar, its just butt boxing.

How did it originate?

Well it started because a certain Akshay Johar was obsessed with the Butt and nothing But. He was constantly seen thrusting his posterior around. And when people got irritated with his butt thrusting, they Butted him back. That's how it started. Dhruv Kumar was the man behind the name. et Voila, Butt Fight was born.

Give me some more details-
At first, the sport of Butt Fighting was very disorganised and lacked professionalism. The great minds of Gursartaj Singh Nijjar, Dhruv Kumar, Akshay Johar, Dhruv Kumar Singh, Abhishek Suri, Anubhav Jalta, and "others" got together and decided to take Butt Fighting to a higher platform. The Butt Fighting League(BFL) was formed, and anyone with a butt was free to join.
A first of its kind sport where the managing executives also competed against each other.

The matches were held in Room no. D-04, DPS RK Puram, right under madam Banerjee's nose. The competition wasn't fair. There were the people like Mr. Dhruv Kumar, who was, although smaller but was more agile. Hence, he couldn't compete with the Lards, and vice versa. Mr. Dhruv Kumar himself decided that the BFL had to be categorised. Hence the BUTT SIZE was born.
Butt size, as you can understand, measured the size of the butt, using a water bottle, primarily because no instrument has been designed to measure butt sizes. A standard Butt Size Measure(BSM) was decided upon and this was something that truly revolutionized the BFL. For example, a person like Dhruv Kumar, having a butt size 2, would compete in the super-flybutt category and a person like Abhishek Suri, with a butt size 14 would compete in the Super heavybutt category.

The rules
1. The competitors were required to hit each other with swift movements of their respective derrieres.
2. No hands were allowed.
3. The person who could successfully push someone against the boundary and keep him there for some time would win.
4. The winner was decided on the basis of cheer votes.

The Arena
Classroom, near the teacher's desk.

The Demise of the Butt Fighting League
Just when the BFL was reaching its peak, and plans for the great Butt-off were under way, a certain element of the opposite gender filed a complaint against the BFL, for vandalism. The BFL wasn't allowed to fight the case. A few tables were disturbed at times, specially during Heavybutt matches, but that's about it.

Champions of the BFL
1. Super Heavybutt champion- Abhishek Suri aka The SuperButt
2. Heavybutt Champion- Akshay Johar aka FunnyButt
3. Normalbutt Champion- Anubhav Jalta aka Jalta
4. Flybutt Champion- Gursartaj Singh Nijjar aka the ButtSurd
5. Super Flybutt champion - Dhruv Kumar aka the Buttmeister

May the BFL rest in peace
A report by Gursartaj Singh Nijjar

Couldn't stop laughing

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Cheers

Bovine intervention

Something i found in delhi.

By far the most unique sign post i've seen.

My pretty nails are back. Woohoo

Photoblogging. Yeah!

Freaky feet

Bored

G 42 last seat

There wont be anymore of me in that bus. 9 years. A lot of fun.

How to make a sandwich that tastes like a sub

Step 1. Bread, the very obvious stepStep 2. Lettuce. Iceberg is good. Normal would do too. just put it all over the bread

Step 3. Gherkins. Available at your local department store. They might not be very good to look at. but very tasty
Step 4. Jalapenos. Note to self: use macro mode next time



Step 5. Olives. Black. Step 6. something meaty. in my case chicken salami. try chicken ham

Step 7. My favourite
Step 8. There you have it. the perfect sandwich



Finger Lickin' Good
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My mac

Yes. So thats my mac.

Nails

Check out my pretty nails. Mobile blogging is really sweet.

Mobile blogging

Thats the stack of registers i used. And im using my phone to upload this. Sweet!

That was my room during the boards

This is...

Numbers

6: The number of days since the boards started

27: number of days to go till the end of boards(going by sids widget)

2: number of boards ive had till now

11: the number of days to prepare for maths

13: the number of days to prepare for computers

2: number of hours it took to do the chem paper

16: approximate number of hours i studied for chem per day

x: number of days to my birthday(i didn't count, but its near)

25: comics ive uploaded so far on my comic blog

3: number of years ive been blogging

92: number of scraps i have on orkut

8: number of registers ive finished so far, studying

6: number of registers with 160 pages each

1: register with 400 pages and another with 240 pages

1,029,928: square centimeters of paper ive used so far(yes i calculated)

102.99: square meters of paper that is

2288: number of SMSs ive sent since i got my new phone

3: number of exams left

thats all for now

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I almost forgot

oh hello
this is going to be short
I just realised
my blog turned 3 on 23rd feb or something
woohooo
the physics paper was good
byebye
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A comic life

A new blog has been created by me
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School Life comes to an end

//I started writing this on 19 December, and then just forgot to complete, so some parts of the post may seem out of context.
Yes
13 years of being a thoroughbred dipsite are coming to an end. The end, which shall be marked by a new beginning.
As the year draws to a close, people(girls..) are mostly seen crying and distributing slam sheets and getting pictures clicked with every pillar and every other random person in school.
I, on the other hand, am very happy about the whole issue. I am glad that school is finally ending.
I owe a lot to my school, the person that I am, is all because of DPS RK Puram. But unfortunately, the last two years at DPS RK Puram have been very depressing and nothing that I would like to remember(excluding the exun bit, which I shall explain later). It is rather sad that I am leaving school on such a note, but such is the life in class 11 and 12.

Exun- Thats probably the best thing that happened to me during my school years. I joined Exun in class 7, with Dhruv and Abhishek. I have perhaps missed about 4000 periods in school as a part of exun and dhruv has missed even more. Exun has been a lot of fun, from missing periods, to eating a lot of food, working on the mac, being in the lab all the time, being walking tech support, making magazines, conducting events, reaching inaccessible areas of the school, staying in school till 10 at night, we've done it all. And last year, Sid joined us(hes probably thanking his stars that we landed up in the same section.. hehe). It was a lot of fun walking around like spies on the lookout for our maths teacher(she was utterly boring last year).

so haha.. i forgot what i was going to write, Dhruvs probably said it all.

Ill just post some pictures of the farewellAkshat and Sidhant share an intimate moment. Adarsh.. well hes just being himself

My favourite english teacher. And sid just cant let go of gadgets can he

DaCoW.

Mr. Mohit Dey, the coolest teacher in school

The Core Group

So yes I am back from Chandigarh. It was fun. For the first time, the train ride was actually what train rides are meant to be. You know like looking out the window, looking at the tree go by and thinking and stuff like that, the way Ruskin Bond has often described them.

And yes, I am in love with an older woman. Her name is Emma Parker Bowles. Shes hot, British and works for TopGear. What more could I ask for? The only problem is that shes 34 years old.

Thats about it for now
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