K nags

Learning on the roads

My cool New Shoes

Famous, are we?

Yes, the Surdmeister is now in the papers. How cool am i

St. Stephen's College

As you've probably noticed, Yours Truly is now attending St. Stephen's College

The College is awesome. its like a frickin' museum. and its frickin' awesome
Oh btw, I'm doing Mathematics.
So the following things are great about the college
1. The college itself
2. the campus
3. The Cafe
4. DA CHICKS
here are a few pictures








Thank you

Stephens

Yes my friends. Yours truly now attends st. Stephens college

My First Ticket

Hello

I got my first traffic ticket today

For U turning on a no U Turn place, where there was no sign. So i was just randomly stopped. I was with my driving school instructor of course, who happily got the ticket for me. 

Anyway, so i was charged with the U turn, not having a proper licence, and not having documents of the car. A total of Rs. 2000.

The guy called the people from the Driving School to get the papers and I was let off.

They paid him 800

I was charged only with turning.

My first time

G

FIGHT

what goes on behind those closed doors

Long Way Round. Finally found the song

Remember me my love, I'm the one you're dreaming of.
Going for a ride, I'll keep you warm inside.
I'm Gonna roll up the sidewalk, I'm gonna tear up the ground.
Comin' round to meet you, The long way round.

Bah, Bah - rah - rah - rah! etc.

Sooner or later, I'll get me off this track.
Gotta do what it is that I do and then I'm - coming back.
Got sun in my face, sleeping rough on the road.
I'll tell you all about it, when I get home.
Gonna roll up the sidewalk, I'm gonna tear up the ground.
Comin' round to meet you, The long way round.

Bah, Bah - rah - rah - rah! etc.

Just a Thought

So its kinda raining right now, so my TataSky stopped working due to the clouds.
In very simple language, the rain gods have pissed me off.
So, for those of you who enjoy rain and all that it brings, here's a thought.
The next time you go out in the rain, keep in mind that its piss falling all over you. The rain gods are pissing right on you and your clothes, and your oh-so-expensive shoes.
Those of you who like to dance in the rain, you're dancing in piss.
Take that you rain gods.
And now even the bijli has gone.. ILL BE BACK!!
Gursartaj

Girls are silly, Macs are better

Hello
Its been a while since I actually posted something, and I was thinking that it's been a while. So after a while, here I am, here to post something textual(which reminds me, textual rhymes with sexual, just in case you are writing a poem)

What's been up with me?
Well, yes.
I now have a proper educational qualification to my name. I have passed class 12. Finally. Its been a long 14 years of school life.
The past few months have been an underwater swim of sorts. There have been more downs than ups. For those of you who don't already know, I did not get into any of the 12 colleges I applied. I also did not clear any of the engineering entrances. Hence, I will not be an engineer.

I did however clear the CBS test, and I had GD and interview yesterday. The GD was pretty good I think. A highly improbable event happened in the interview though. One of the three people taking the interview turned out to be Ishita Kapur's mother(Ishita was Exun's president 2005-06), hence she knew everything about me. I dont know whether that's going to go for me or against me.

Madras Gin, is finally working. Please visit our website www.madrasgin.com
Also TechQuotient is up. TechQuotient is an online quiz being conducted by the Madras Gin Team. Please visit www.techquotient.com for further details. And register if you feel like.

Tanya Puri, has decided to go deceptive. She is posting weird stuff which makes you think that there is something wrong with her(actually something IS wrong with her). ITS ALL A PUBLICITY STUNT.

WWDC is on. Apple is going to kill microsoft. Actually, Apple killed microsoft during the keynote. go watch. www.apple.com

S'all for now I guess.
G

My Obituary

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Butt Fight

Butt: noun. short for buttocks

Back in 6th grade, our first year in DPS RK Puram. A very interesting championship was conceptualized by a few males of class 6 D. It is what we know today as, Butt Fight. For those who didn't know, you do now.

What is Butt Fight?
I'm Sure you've seen two people boxing. This is similar, its just butt boxing.

How did it originate?

Well it started because a certain Akshay Johar was obsessed with the Butt and nothing But. He was constantly seen thrusting his posterior around. And when people got irritated with his butt thrusting, they Butted him back. That's how it started. Dhruv Kumar was the man behind the name. et Voila, Butt Fight was born.

Give me some more details-
At first, the sport of Butt Fighting was very disorganised and lacked professionalism. The great minds of Gursartaj Singh Nijjar, Dhruv Kumar, Akshay Johar, Dhruv Kumar Singh, Abhishek Suri, Anubhav Jalta, and "others" got together and decided to take Butt Fighting to a higher platform. The Butt Fighting League(BFL) was formed, and anyone with a butt was free to join.
A first of its kind sport where the managing executives also competed against each other.

The matches were held in Room no. D-04, DPS RK Puram, right under madam Banerjee's nose. The competition wasn't fair. There were the people like Mr. Dhruv Kumar, who was, although smaller but was more agile. Hence, he couldn't compete with the Lards, and vice versa. Mr. Dhruv Kumar himself decided that the BFL had to be categorised. Hence the BUTT SIZE was born.
Butt size, as you can understand, measured the size of the butt, using a water bottle, primarily because no instrument has been designed to measure butt sizes. A standard Butt Size Measure(BSM) was decided upon and this was something that truly revolutionized the BFL. For example, a person like Dhruv Kumar, having a butt size 2, would compete in the super-flybutt category and a person like Abhishek Suri, with a butt size 14 would compete in the Super heavybutt category.

The rules
1. The competitors were required to hit each other with swift movements of their respective derrieres.
2. No hands were allowed.
3. The person who could successfully push someone against the boundary and keep him there for some time would win.
4. The winner was decided on the basis of cheer votes.

The Arena
Classroom, near the teacher's desk.

The Demise of the Butt Fighting League
Just when the BFL was reaching its peak, and plans for the great Butt-off were under way, a certain element of the opposite gender filed a complaint against the BFL, for vandalism. The BFL wasn't allowed to fight the case. A few tables were disturbed at times, specially during Heavybutt matches, but that's about it.

Champions of the BFL
1. Super Heavybutt champion- Abhishek Suri aka The SuperButt
2. Heavybutt Champion- Akshay Johar aka FunnyButt
3. Normalbutt Champion- Anubhav Jalta aka Jalta
4. Flybutt Champion- Gursartaj Singh Nijjar aka the ButtSurd
5. Super Flybutt champion - Dhruv Kumar aka the Buttmeister

May the BFL rest in peace
A report by Gursartaj Singh Nijjar

Couldn't stop laughing

Thats turkey actually

Cheers

Bovine intervention

Something i found in delhi.

By far the most unique sign post i've seen.

My pretty nails are back. Woohoo

Photoblogging. Yeah!

Freaky feet