Hello again
Yea I was just thinking, what would happen if 2005 were to be declared the year of homosexual persons. Don’t ask me where that comes from.
For one, there would be a new worldwide chain of gay stores, offering gay stuff for gay people: Boys ‘R Us.
At the end of a prayer, instead of saying Amen, gay people would say: (G)A(Y)Men
The word of the year 2005 would be… drumroll…..: Fantabulous(picked this up from Will and Grace)
The new agenda on the hands of each country worldwide would be: Are heterosexual marriages justified?
There would be happier marriages, as there would be fewer fights over who left the toilet seat up.
The punchline everyone would die for… Do you have the Balls (pun intended)?
All the fashion designers would be more open about their relationships.
Pop music would be more appreciated.
Bill Gates would take on the new name: Ball Gaytes and introduces a new game, Balls for Windows.
Martin Luther King’s dream would be: I have a dream, I have a dream that little gay boys join hands with other little gay boys and little gay girls join hands with other little gay girls…
Michael Jackson would move out of trial.
Kids would proudly say: I have two mommies/ daddies.
Chandler’s dad wouldn’t be an embarrassment anymore (well not totally).
Okay damn, its hard thinking so much. I am sorry for boring the shit out of you but damn!… this came out worse than I expected
Signing off
G
10 commentaires:
2004 was declared as "The International Year of Rice".... Did you know that? Probably not! So even if 2005 is declared Year of Homosexuals, nobody would know, nobody would care....
lol likeedd a few o themmm.. specially kidss sayin i have 2 mommies daaddyies!!
nice onee...
shiv
Interesting insights on homosexuality. Homosexuality is an issue which has always bothered conformists and they would probably suffer heart failure on reading this post. Not me.
-Rushwildt
Puh-leese Gudi, do me a favour and SOPT THINKING RIGHT NOW!!!
that wud be STOP
i think it should be declared year of the homosexuals.. it makes perfect sense and it would give tonnes of gay people a platform to stand up fer themselves. sorry.. just on one of those 'politically correct' trips.. but seriously.. never thought our very own gudi could make so much sense.
rashi
RASHi
ur such a darling
and HEY.. IM NOT SO STUPID
after all im in ur league.. getting full in computers n all.. see all my computer classes paid off
neways rashi thanks a lot for stopping by and reading your very own gudi guderson's blog
G
well goin by u r views life wud change as hell for gay men but lesbians wud remain reamin as there is no mention of them
mr/ms anonymous
next time plz leave ur name
and btw
i did mention abt kids saying i love my mommies
and btw gay is a word used for homosxual ppl.. preferably for men but can also be used for females
so cheerio
G
yea agreed..but most of those things in the entry refer to male. i mean leavin the toilet seat thing wud make no sense fer a lesbian couple as both wud be mad with each other.lol
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