Telephone calls

Oui, finalement.. le petit surd a bloggé

Yes my friends.. I are finally back (I hate to say that)

My boards ended on the 24^th of March 2004, 2 days after my rebirth.

I have been chilling since… my idea of chilling involves reading Da Vinci Code(I know im a bit late.. by the way, just 50 pages left), playing GTA and NFS Hot Pursuit 2 on my computer and sleeping, eating, and whatever other things chilling involves.

Now, in one of my earlier entries I mentioned that Porsches sucked and Ferraris were much better. I still agree on that, but not totally. You see when I was playing the game(NFS HP 2) with the Porsche, I used the car cam and using that is a pain even with a Ferrari. So, I tried out the Porsche with the Bumper Cam, which makes things a hell lot easier. I realized that the Bumper Cam did wonders and I did come first in the Porsche too. But, having said that I would like to add that the Ferrari still handles a lot better and helps me clock better laps… Much better than the Porsche. Anyhow this really isn’t what I intend to talk about in this post.

Some lots of years ago, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. The first message to be sent across the telephone was

“Watson, Get in here!”

Now as we might have read in our science textbooks, things evolve and so did the telephone.

Evolution has been described as the gradual unfolding of organisms from pre-existing organisms (I was gonna write orgasm here) through change since the beginning of life.

Today, we see a telephone in almost every household. We also have telephones with no wires, called Wireless Telephones.

Note for the misinformed lot: Wireless telephones and Cellular Telephones are not the same thing. I shall explain those two in some later post of mine.

So as the number of telephones grew, so did the number of telephone numbers associated with them (DUH!)… And now we come to the point where I start to explain why I am writing this post.

See, the thing is, I HATE people dialing wrong numbers.

Dialing a wrong number as the Oxford dictionary doesn’t define is the act of dialing a telephone number which connects one to a person with whom he did not wish to talk.

I don’t know if it happens with everyone else or not, but I sure do get at least one wrong number telephone call per day which is highly bugging. Another fact that is bugging and strange is that I never get these stupid calls on the primary telephone line of our house, which for your information has been scattered across the house via parallel connections. I always get these stupid calls on the secondary telephone lines of my house which have been very least conveniently located in the house of my parents on the first floor. It so happens that those phones decide to ring only when I am not in the room, or for that matter nobody is in that room and I have to go running to it only to realize that it was another village person looking for his MAMAJI.

Another weird thing that I have noticed is that these people, after learning that they dialed a wrong number, press the REDIAL button and not go through the pains (as if they were too much) of dialing their number again and correctly this time. So, there are 2 calls that I get from that same stupid person looking for his long lost brother in the Kumbh ka Mela

A few incidents

WRD- Wrong Number Dialer

G- y’know who

#1

WRD: Hallo! Kya main Asok(Ashok) Mama se baat kar sakta hoon?(May I talk to Ashok Uncle)

G: Wrong Number

WRD: Hein? (Say what?)

G(louder): WRONG NUMBER!!!

WRD: asa.(achha/ ok)

A minute later

WRD: Hallo ji.. haan zara yeh asok mamaji ko bula do (hello.. please call ashok mama)

G: wrong number

WRD: phir se? (again?)

G: yes.. slams phone down

#2

WRD: hello.. haanji aap kaun bol rahe hain (hello who is ispeaking?)

G(translated): You tell me.. you are the phone who called.

WRD(translater): NO.. you tell me who you are and I will tell you who want to talk to.

G: No way! You tell me you tell me who you wanna speak to

WRD: Where from you speaking?

G: It doesn’t concern you

WRD: you connect me to my mamaji (again the mama)

G: Does your mama have a name?

WRD: you just connect me to my mamaji.. I will complain to him

G: WTF!??!?@#%@#%^@#^@#$^^@.. You wanna speak to yo’ mama not me.. its better if you give me his name

WRD: #some name#

G: wrong number

WRD: ok

A minute later

WRD: I wanna speak to my mama

G: oh cmon.. what are you??@. This is a wrong number!!!!!!!!

WRD: it cant be so.. I have dialed 4 times and I always got a wrong number.. I cant be wrong this time.. you are hiding my mama.. I want to speak to him

G: ARRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHH!….. slams phone

And yea, im not kidding about this one

But the funniest ones are the ones by some people speaking in their native (south Indian) language

WRD: inga pinga shinga (im sorry I don’t know the language)

G(laughing my ass off): ILLE… Rong Numbara..

Anyways, enough of my stupid jokes.

I must start studying for my VMC test, as I had really good results with it last year (you think?)

I really don’t have anything to write about.

Signing off

G
P.S.: nobody to get offended please

Just to announce that my boards are over
i have lost my blog drive and i am suffering from a bloggers' block
G

i found this lying on my bed.. mustve got crushed under me while i was sleeping.. wonder how this one was in one piece... /* backgrnd music- MAAR DALA.. HOOO MAR DALA from devdas?*/ 

the weather was gr8 yesterday 

ze gateau 

ze present from my sistah 

ze 16 year old kid.. i really dont look like one 

LALAALALLAAA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
yea im 16.. dont wanna be 16
its real freaky i tell u..
SIXTEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
hmm..
laterz
G

YOW.. EVERYBODY.. HOW Y'ALL doing.. this is Nelly G.. WA'UP? 

GEMINEM!! 

WADUP

Hello dear friends

Its been 2 more boards.. both were fine.. lets not discuss it

4 out of 6 complete.. 2 more to go

Rhea this is my last warning to you against calling me whatever you call me.

So how is everyone doing?

NDS seems to be jumping with joy because she is free of all work

So yesterday my dad got me this supercool 2 volume book set on Mercedes Benz.. Its like the supercoolest thing you can ever have.

As you can see, I am now part of blogstreet India and blogshares. Do buy some of the shares.. but click on the lower link

I also bought Tommy Hilfiger Underwear, It was funny. I remember the last time I went to Shoppers’ Stop, this guy walked in front of some Tommy Hilfiger above-mentioned, and shouted, “ KACHHHAAA!”.. I was thinking to my self “ DUDE! HAVE YOU NO SENSE?”. I don’t know what made him say that. Maybe it was the sight of designer underwear or the sight extremely bright coloured underwear, whatever it was it surely was underwear.( Rashi, I know you like underwear talk!)

Note to Bhavya: Rashi liked your part on to wear or not to wear underwear.

Avani had her birthday yesterday, belated one to her.. I wished her though.

Dhruv Khattar’s birday is coming and so is mine

Rhea, question for you: When’s mine?

Oh and btw I am really offended when people forget my birthday so find out soon.

I have also been successful in proving that Rashi is an Angrez. Yes, my friends I hate to see it but she admitted it. She calls herself Punjabi but nonetheless she is an angrez.

There is not much to say these days

Tanya P. has acquired a spot in the world standing still championship. She is currently world no. 4 but with her determination she is ready to be world no. 1. Best of luck to her

And best of luck to me for the rest of my exams

Signing off

G

Helloz

Helloz dear friends

I was just watching Discovery Channel today, y'know my sucky cable operator has this policy of not showing such channels in English and I, have to watch them in Hindi.. It gets a bit irritating sometimes.
you see, one has to listen to dubbed dialogues which is not well viewable.. Its better if they give subtitles
Plus, these people, sometimes do the literal translation of the words without actually thinking what the whole sentence would mean
eg. in English
On discovery, they were telecasting Junkyard Wars.. and this guy was getting his haircut done from his teammate.. The haircut made him look better so the woman on Junkyard wars said," You look really cool like this"
Great.. we all know what cool here means.. It means, the dude was looking better and well good
so, the pinheads at the translation department, do their job well(just translating)
Here's how the sentence came out in Hindi ," Tum toh ekdum thande lag rahe ho".. i agree that this sentence tries to convey the meaning of cool but it is not right.. and im not kidding.. the woman did call the man thanda.. i mean, is this a Coke commercial?. is the man available for PAANCH? no he isnt
it would have been better if they used the word Bindaas or Jhakkaas(this by the way, was part of abhishek suri's email id).. gawd!.
or it could also have been a collection of different words, doesnt have to be just one word.
for eg again.
its Table Tennis in English.. but what do they call it in Hindi
guess?
Hari mez par de tapa-tap ley tapa-tap (on a green table, give tapatap and take tapatap)
even my english translation doesnt make sense, it shouldnt!
Question for you people: Whats Cricket in Hindi?
anyways
its good to take a break between exams.
Rhea, certainly has some stinkingly rich friends(who don't know what the colour of their car is?)

This post was randomly selected by my brain and the thoughts and ideas described here are also in random orderm and may be dumb/stupid/ confusing.. BUT HEY.. IM GIVING MY BOARDS
anyways
gotta go
signing off
G
P.S.: Mr. Skarans and other members of the Grammar regulation department, I request you to not consider these posts for penalisation

Bas AISSE Hi - II

Hello fellow exam giving friends
Today i had the AISSE Introductory IT exam and it was something of nothing
i studied for 2 hours for it and im expecting good marks
anyways next is maths
signing off
G

Bas AISSE hi

Yes My Friends AISSE hi
Aisse Hi because i hadnt posted and was getting requests from some people
AISSE Hi coz i had my first board exam today- SST
Now you see AISSE- means the All India Secondary School Examination and i had my very first one of it(yea i know i already said that)

Now you see SST is a very complicated subject with lots of complications which leaves the learner subject(read- student) complicated over the fact that is there a complication in studying. Now this may lead to another complication which is, whether the complicated student in concern should go over the whole complicated course or just do some part of the complications and leave himself less complications. Now, further, there can be another complication which is, that the complicated questions of the above mentioned complicated subject may not come from the part of the complicated part of the subject that the complicated student may have studied. And that my friends is the end of all complications. Not Yet!

Now you see, The CBSE Board has the complicated method of printing out 3 complicated sets. And Set 3 was the most complicated. 'Nuff said. Not that i got set 3 but i sure do sympathize with those who did

To cut to the chase.. my exam went pretty good.

Rhea(Avani, you can stop thinking) and I were in the same room, but it did not make much of a difference as well we were both writing our answers and none of us had the time to have our long-stares-and-then-be-caught-staring moments as we do in our french class. I did manage to look at her when i had finished but she was still writing and smiling with Mr. Rohan Joshua, or Joshu as she calls him.... hmmm...

Anyways, 5 more to go and 20 days are left. I am in total PayPuh® mode. Thank you everyone who wished me luck and wish me again.
Next is Introductory IT but right now im gonna study for Maths. I just hope Maths including the others go well. Basically, all of them

Now signing off
till the next edition of Bas AISSE hi
G