mercredi, février 23, 2005
Bloggiversary
Well Hello
My studies are going great
Just here to wish my blog a happy birthday
Its One Year OLD
1...1...1..1...1
Actually the official birthday is tomorrow but i dont know if i will get the time tomorrow or not so anyways
signing off
G
My studies are going great
Just here to wish my blog a happy birthday
Its One Year OLD
1...1...1..1...1
Actually the official birthday is tomorrow but i dont know if i will get the time tomorrow or not so anyways
signing off
G
lundi, février 14, 2005
I was just thinking
Hello again
Yea I was just thinking, what would happen if 2005 were to be declared the year of homosexual persons. Don’t ask me where that comes from.
For one, there would be a new worldwide chain of gay stores, offering gay stuff for gay people: Boys ‘R Us.
At the end of a prayer, instead of saying Amen, gay people would say: (G)A(Y)Men
The word of the year 2005 would be… drumroll…..: Fantabulous(picked this up from Will and Grace)
The new agenda on the hands of each country worldwide would be: Are heterosexual marriages justified?
There would be happier marriages, as there would be fewer fights over who left the toilet seat up.
The punchline everyone would die for… Do you have the Balls (pun intended)?
All the fashion designers would be more open about their relationships.
Pop music would be more appreciated.
Bill Gates would take on the new name: Ball Gaytes and introduces a new game, Balls for Windows.
Martin Luther King’s dream would be: I have a dream, I have a dream that little gay boys join hands with other little gay boys and little gay girls join hands with other little gay girls…
Michael Jackson would move out of trial.
Kids would proudly say: I have two mommies/ daddies.
Chandler’s dad wouldn’t be an embarrassment anymore (well not totally).
Okay damn, its hard thinking so much. I am sorry for boring the shit out of you but damn!… this came out worse than I expected
Signing off
G
V day
What is Valentines Day?
It’s a stupid cupid occasion every 14th day of February. You will know its V-day when all you see in the markets is a deep shade of red. It’s a stupid day for me, NDS, Rhea who have no dates and have nothing to do other than study, work or go to a party without a date. I do not remember what is the origin of this occasion, although its there in today’s Delhi Times. All I know is, there’s a little naked baby with wings who has a sharp eye for targets. Even though he’s a baby, you should not be mistaken about his shooting abilities. He uses state-of-the-dart arrows which have love potions at their ends, and when the hit someone, that person falls in love. What a crappy story about a naked baby. Hell all babies are naked. And what difference does it make if they’re naked or not, they’re babies!
Its just something stupid. A dumb reason for picking a man’s pocket every 14th day of February. Why don’t we realize that all she wants is a free lunch, chocolates and roses.
Anyways
I had something else planned for this entry, but im not writing that. It was not an original. I haven’t been able to come up with anything original for quite a long time now.
Signing off
G
P.S: Rhea, you're getting lucky tonight
samedi, février 12, 2005
Crazy Laws
I was going over Saturday Extra that comes with Tribune
The following are some crazy laws i found
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
Anthony's Law of the workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to least accessible corner
Kovac's Conundrum
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one
Cannon's Karmic Law
If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'Brien's Variation Law
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now
I have found these to be inevitably true
Signing off
G
The following are some crazy laws i found
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
Anthony's Law of the workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to least accessible corner
Kovac's Conundrum
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one
Cannon's Karmic Law
If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'Brien's Variation Law
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now
I have found these to be inevitably true
Signing off
G
mercredi, février 09, 2005
OF influences, surveys, Rhea, and others
Hello y’all
Exam season is on and I am under PayPuh Mode.
First of all, Bloggiversary is coming sometime in the last week of February. I may not be able to post but you can check up the date and wish my blog a happy birthday. its 26th i think. or 23rd.
OK, rhea’s recent entry was something on difference in opinion. She conducted a survey of how people view things differently and bringing the humour out of it. She took down a few words we use everyday and brought out the meaning they had to different people. Taking inspiration from Rhea I write about certain things of my own, though not in a way similar to that of hers. Rhea, this ones for you coz you’ve taken inspiration from me a lot of times, sorta like I owe you this one.
Music.
Now music is something, which everyone has heard and, well, has made attempts at making it too but not with much success. Music derives its meaning from some ancient word that I can’t seem to remember right now. In earlier times, music used to Beethoven, Mozart and Operas. Nowadays, music is made of the above-mentioned three plus also Rock, Rap, Hip-Hop, etc. So I conducted a hypothetical survey of my own. The answers given by the people here are meant to be funny, I request you not to take offence. The people here are the Crazy Fan type(CF), the Rhea type(R), and the Gudi Type(G).
What is Pop Music?
CF: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOHH MICHAEL( substitute Michael with other sorts of names).. Can I have your autograph
R: hmmm.. I dno.. I haven’t studied
G: It may be of 2 categories
1. The boy bands- which consists of a bunch of gay men desperately trying to sound like women. These bunch usually break up after 3 successful albums. The buyers of these successful albums are little 11-year-old male kids, 9-11 year old female kids and the Crazy Fans. The lyrics consist of nothing but of their trials to get a certain woman (which wont ever happen coz they are gay)
2. The women singers- these are 18-whichever year old women desperately trying to gain attention by wearing the minimum amount of clothing as possible. The fans here are the men who really want to see the little clothing rather than listen to their songs, which are nothing but same as the boy band music. The women here are purely britney spears’ aspirants, or maybe the other ones too.
3. This is not a category. Others may just be single men or a group of women, which are no different than the above-mentioned
What is Rock Music?
CF: refer to reply of CF in the above question. Just substitute Michael with something Rocky
R: Gudu, yaar I told you I haven’t studied.
G: I love this genre, just giving this answer to make it sound funny. Bunch of non-gay men or women, each with his/her own guitar/ drum set/ or a microphone making good music, but not always. The turnout of dumb, wannabe school bands playing would be Karan’s Rock Show entry. This can also be subdivided into
1. Punk Rock: Little Rebel kids with weird hairstyles, shouting into the mics and striking any chord combination. Makes me sick.
2. Soft Rock: Also known as Sting, or Bryan Adams, or the other similar sounding dudes. This is good.
3. Hard Rock: Grown up men or not rebel kids with or without long hair turning up the heat with great music. Guns N’ Roses.. wooohooo. These bands normally stay together but GNR didn’t.
4. I dno there are lots of other types of rock styles. This is the best genre.
What is Metal?
CF: OOOHHH???? AAAAHHH??? I don’t know, I’m just here for an autograph.
R: This I know, The musicians make songs out of names of metals. For example,
Gold met Silver
My daddy’s a builder,
Rest is on the bopper
My babes a copper… like that. Get it?
Yaar, ive warned about my dipping sense of humour. Tulu for now
G: I really don’t listen to this. Its just bunch’a really loud men making really bad rock music. Well people like it so I don’t care.
What is Punjabi music?
CF: tunak tunak tun. Tunak tunak tun, ta ra ra ra. I need auttograaaph(Punjabi style)
R: uhhh…uhhh.. I know this.. uhhhh.. uhhhh
G: It’s the music of Punjab, the land where I come from. Earlier it used to be great with Gurdas Mann and the other good people but nowadays its just another person from every gully trying his level best to sing some words in a certain tune, which has dhols playing. The condition can be very well seen by the music made by some Balkar Sidhu, saying
Lak tunu tunu, Lak tunu tunu. Or
Laung Tabeetariyan.
I don’t get a word of it.
Folk music is good.
What is the Disco Music?
CF: You should be dancing, yeah!! Night fever, Night Fever!!.. and others
R: the music played in discos
G: yes, the music played in discos or little zens with totally tinted glasses. All you can hear out of them is DHIK CHIK DHIK CHIK DHIK CHIK.. I wonder how people can dance to anything the stupid DJ plays. The stupid DJ here refers to the kind of DJs we have been getting to our school for our carnivals. There are some good DJs out there too. Disco music may also include Daft Punk which has songs which go like
Constant guitar jhinging in the background
One more time, ooohh yeaah,, uh huh, al rite, we got the dancing(played in a loop for 5 minutes)
What is Hip-Hop Music?
CF: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOHH JAYZ( substitute Jayz with other sorts of names).. Can I have your autograph
R: little bunnies going hipping and hopping
G: yea that’s what im talking about. I love this one too. Basically it’s one black guy(with the exception of one or two) speaking at a rate faster than a Jet plane and another black guy (with the same exception) singing in a good tune to some good beats and young black or white women in bikinis. The videos of these songs are normally shot in nightclubs or by the pool.
What is Rap music?
CF: the same again
R: Eminem
G: Right said rhea, it does include Eminem, the only white guy in the rap industry (though im not very sure). This includes one black guy (with the exception of eminem) against another one trying to battle it out with spontaneous mixture of words.
What is Safri- Duo music?
CF: why do you want me to repeat the same answer again and again.
R: yaar gudi, stop it!
G: 2 close friends or brothers beating kitchen utensils with sticks.
End of survey
I am now out of music genres or my mind has stopped working
Anyways
You see, last night I had this person in my class accusing me of having become cheap. For those of you who know me, ive always been like that, Im a pervert… Most of the guys are, and as Mr. Skaranses says, a qualified dipsite can churn something perverted out of anything normal in about 0.62378 seconds. I’m on about 1.2376 seconds. So as she was saying, she accused me of having turned cheap and that I wasn’t her friend anymore. Well, for Chrissake, can you please explain what you mean by a friend. Go ask Rhea, she’ll tell you what a friend is. I don’t have “friends”, I don’t consider anyone a “friend” coz we all are nothing but a bunch of backstabbers waiting for the perfect opportunity to backstab. I didn’t want this to be part of my entry but ahh well.. feels good to have it off me.
Signing off
G
Exam season is on and I am under PayPuh Mode.
First of all, Bloggiversary is coming sometime in the last week of February. I may not be able to post but you can check up the date and wish my blog a happy birthday. its 26th i think. or 23rd.
OK, rhea’s recent entry was something on difference in opinion. She conducted a survey of how people view things differently and bringing the humour out of it. She took down a few words we use everyday and brought out the meaning they had to different people. Taking inspiration from Rhea I write about certain things of my own, though not in a way similar to that of hers. Rhea, this ones for you coz you’ve taken inspiration from me a lot of times, sorta like I owe you this one.
Music.
Now music is something, which everyone has heard and, well, has made attempts at making it too but not with much success. Music derives its meaning from some ancient word that I can’t seem to remember right now. In earlier times, music used to Beethoven, Mozart and Operas. Nowadays, music is made of the above-mentioned three plus also Rock, Rap, Hip-Hop, etc. So I conducted a hypothetical survey of my own. The answers given by the people here are meant to be funny, I request you not to take offence. The people here are the Crazy Fan type(CF), the Rhea type(R), and the Gudi Type(G).
What is Pop Music?
CF: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOHH MICHAEL( substitute Michael with other sorts of names).. Can I have your autograph
R: hmmm.. I dno.. I haven’t studied
G: It may be of 2 categories
1. The boy bands- which consists of a bunch of gay men desperately trying to sound like women. These bunch usually break up after 3 successful albums. The buyers of these successful albums are little 11-year-old male kids, 9-11 year old female kids and the Crazy Fans. The lyrics consist of nothing but of their trials to get a certain woman (which wont ever happen coz they are gay)
2. The women singers- these are 18-whichever year old women desperately trying to gain attention by wearing the minimum amount of clothing as possible. The fans here are the men who really want to see the little clothing rather than listen to their songs, which are nothing but same as the boy band music. The women here are purely britney spears’ aspirants, or maybe the other ones too.
3. This is not a category. Others may just be single men or a group of women, which are no different than the above-mentioned
What is Rock Music?
CF: refer to reply of CF in the above question. Just substitute Michael with something Rocky
R: Gudu, yaar I told you I haven’t studied.
G: I love this genre, just giving this answer to make it sound funny. Bunch of non-gay men or women, each with his/her own guitar/ drum set/ or a microphone making good music, but not always. The turnout of dumb, wannabe school bands playing would be Karan’s Rock Show entry. This can also be subdivided into
1. Punk Rock: Little Rebel kids with weird hairstyles, shouting into the mics and striking any chord combination. Makes me sick.
2. Soft Rock: Also known as Sting, or Bryan Adams, or the other similar sounding dudes. This is good.
3. Hard Rock: Grown up men or not rebel kids with or without long hair turning up the heat with great music. Guns N’ Roses.. wooohooo. These bands normally stay together but GNR didn’t.
4. I dno there are lots of other types of rock styles. This is the best genre.
What is Metal?
CF: OOOHHH???? AAAAHHH??? I don’t know, I’m just here for an autograph.
R: This I know, The musicians make songs out of names of metals. For example,
Gold met Silver
My daddy’s a builder,
Rest is on the bopper
My babes a copper… like that. Get it?
Yaar, ive warned about my dipping sense of humour. Tulu for now
G: I really don’t listen to this. Its just bunch’a really loud men making really bad rock music. Well people like it so I don’t care.
What is Punjabi music?
CF: tunak tunak tun. Tunak tunak tun, ta ra ra ra. I need auttograaaph(Punjabi style)
R: uhhh…uhhh.. I know this.. uhhhh.. uhhhh
G: It’s the music of Punjab, the land where I come from. Earlier it used to be great with Gurdas Mann and the other good people but nowadays its just another person from every gully trying his level best to sing some words in a certain tune, which has dhols playing. The condition can be very well seen by the music made by some Balkar Sidhu, saying
Lak tunu tunu, Lak tunu tunu. Or
Laung Tabeetariyan.
I don’t get a word of it.
Folk music is good.
What is the Disco Music?
CF: You should be dancing, yeah!! Night fever, Night Fever!!.. and others
R: the music played in discos
G: yes, the music played in discos or little zens with totally tinted glasses. All you can hear out of them is DHIK CHIK DHIK CHIK DHIK CHIK.. I wonder how people can dance to anything the stupid DJ plays. The stupid DJ here refers to the kind of DJs we have been getting to our school for our carnivals. There are some good DJs out there too. Disco music may also include Daft Punk which has songs which go like
Constant guitar jhinging in the background
One more time, ooohh yeaah,, uh huh, al rite, we got the dancing(played in a loop for 5 minutes)
What is Hip-Hop Music?
CF: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOHH JAYZ( substitute Jayz with other sorts of names).. Can I have your autograph
R: little bunnies going hipping and hopping
G: yea that’s what im talking about. I love this one too. Basically it’s one black guy(with the exception of one or two) speaking at a rate faster than a Jet plane and another black guy (with the same exception) singing in a good tune to some good beats and young black or white women in bikinis. The videos of these songs are normally shot in nightclubs or by the pool.
What is Rap music?
CF: the same again
R: Eminem
G: Right said rhea, it does include Eminem, the only white guy in the rap industry (though im not very sure). This includes one black guy (with the exception of eminem) against another one trying to battle it out with spontaneous mixture of words.
What is Safri- Duo music?
CF: why do you want me to repeat the same answer again and again.
R: yaar gudi, stop it!
G: 2 close friends or brothers beating kitchen utensils with sticks.
End of survey
I am now out of music genres or my mind has stopped working
Anyways
You see, last night I had this person in my class accusing me of having become cheap. For those of you who know me, ive always been like that, Im a pervert… Most of the guys are, and as Mr. Skaranses says, a qualified dipsite can churn something perverted out of anything normal in about 0.62378 seconds. I’m on about 1.2376 seconds. So as she was saying, she accused me of having turned cheap and that I wasn’t her friend anymore. Well, for Chrissake, can you please explain what you mean by a friend. Go ask Rhea, she’ll tell you what a friend is. I don’t have “friends”, I don’t consider anyone a “friend” coz we all are nothing but a bunch of backstabbers waiting for the perfect opportunity to backstab. I didn’t want this to be part of my entry but ahh well.. feels good to have it off me.
Signing off
G
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