Attraction

Theory of Attraction

No, this is not anything based on the movie starring Pierce Brosnan and Julianne Moore. I was just wondering that, well, since there are laws for most of the things in life, why not have a certain theory written out for attraction. So here goes…

# 1

In this universe, For a Human to be attracted to another human, that human must have met the other human at least once in his own lifetime.

Extension of the statement:

If the human dreams about the other human then it is not attraction, since the human has not met the person but if the dream is about a person who one has already met then it may come under the purview of attraction partially.

This law is also known as the Boy meets Girl Act.

# 2

In this universe, the total amount of attraction is not a constant; it increases with the increase in population of the humans and hence is directly proportional to it.

T(A) ~ P

# 3

During the process of attraction, one of the two members involved in the act must hate the other in the beginning or it won’t result in true attraction.

# 4

The force of attraction may be described as the individual liking of each of the two persons towards the other upon the distance between them.

F ~ L₁L₂

       r

F = C L₁L₂

         r

Here, C is the constant which is equivalent to total amount of Love present in the world

# 5

Love can not be created, nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from one person to another. This is also known as Law of Conservation of Love.

Note: these statements only apply to humans as we haven’t been able to find any signs of alien life forms

Boring! Yet again

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