Crazy Laws

I was going over Saturday Extra that comes with Tribune
The following are some crazy laws i found

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch

Anthony's Law of the workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to least accessible corner

Kovac's Conundrum
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one

Cannon's Karmic Law
If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'Brien's Variation Law
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now

I have found these to be inevitably true
Signing off
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