Okay tata

We love our dogs

I think this one was scrappy

Comics are back

That is what maths is doing to me

K nags

Learning on the roads

My cool New Shoes

Famous, are we?

Yes, the Surdmeister is now in the papers. How cool am i

St. Stephen's College

As you've probably noticed, Yours Truly is now attending St. Stephen's College

The College is awesome. its like a frickin' museum. and its frickin' awesome
Oh btw, I'm doing Mathematics.
So the following things are great about the college
1. The college itself
2. the campus
3. The Cafe
4. DA CHICKS
here are a few pictures








Thank you

Stephens

Yes my friends. Yours truly now attends st. Stephens college

My First Ticket

Hello

I got my first traffic ticket today

For U turning on a no U Turn place, where there was no sign. So i was just randomly stopped. I was with my driving school instructor of course, who happily got the ticket for me. 

Anyway, so i was charged with the U turn, not having a proper licence, and not having documents of the car. A total of Rs. 2000.

The guy called the people from the Driving School to get the papers and I was let off.

They paid him 800

I was charged only with turning.

My first time

G

FIGHT

what goes on behind those closed doors

Long Way Round. Finally found the song

Remember me my love, I'm the one you're dreaming of.
Going for a ride, I'll keep you warm inside.
I'm Gonna roll up the sidewalk, I'm gonna tear up the ground.
Comin' round to meet you, The long way round.

Bah, Bah - rah - rah - rah! etc.

Sooner or later, I'll get me off this track.
Gotta do what it is that I do and then I'm - coming back.
Got sun in my face, sleeping rough on the road.
I'll tell you all about it, when I get home.
Gonna roll up the sidewalk, I'm gonna tear up the ground.
Comin' round to meet you, The long way round.

Bah, Bah - rah - rah - rah! etc.

Just a Thought

So its kinda raining right now, so my TataSky stopped working due to the clouds.
In very simple language, the rain gods have pissed me off.
So, for those of you who enjoy rain and all that it brings, here's a thought.
The next time you go out in the rain, keep in mind that its piss falling all over you. The rain gods are pissing right on you and your clothes, and your oh-so-expensive shoes.
Those of you who like to dance in the rain, you're dancing in piss.
Take that you rain gods.
And now even the bijli has gone.. ILL BE BACK!!
Gursartaj

Girls are silly, Macs are better

Hello
Its been a while since I actually posted something, and I was thinking that it's been a while. So after a while, here I am, here to post something textual(which reminds me, textual rhymes with sexual, just in case you are writing a poem)

What's been up with me?
Well, yes.
I now have a proper educational qualification to my name. I have passed class 12. Finally. Its been a long 14 years of school life.
The past few months have been an underwater swim of sorts. There have been more downs than ups. For those of you who don't already know, I did not get into any of the 12 colleges I applied. I also did not clear any of the engineering entrances. Hence, I will not be an engineer.

I did however clear the CBS test, and I had GD and interview yesterday. The GD was pretty good I think. A highly improbable event happened in the interview though. One of the three people taking the interview turned out to be Ishita Kapur's mother(Ishita was Exun's president 2005-06), hence she knew everything about me. I dont know whether that's going to go for me or against me.

Madras Gin, is finally working. Please visit our website www.madrasgin.com
Also TechQuotient is up. TechQuotient is an online quiz being conducted by the Madras Gin Team. Please visit www.techquotient.com for further details. And register if you feel like.

Tanya Puri, has decided to go deceptive. She is posting weird stuff which makes you think that there is something wrong with her(actually something IS wrong with her). ITS ALL A PUBLICITY STUNT.

WWDC is on. Apple is going to kill microsoft. Actually, Apple killed microsoft during the keynote. go watch. www.apple.com

S'all for now I guess.
G

My Obituary

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Butt Fight

Butt: noun. short for buttocks

Back in 6th grade, our first year in DPS RK Puram. A very interesting championship was conceptualized by a few males of class 6 D. It is what we know today as, Butt Fight. For those who didn't know, you do now.

What is Butt Fight?
I'm Sure you've seen two people boxing. This is similar, its just butt boxing.

How did it originate?

Well it started because a certain Akshay Johar was obsessed with the Butt and nothing But. He was constantly seen thrusting his posterior around. And when people got irritated with his butt thrusting, they Butted him back. That's how it started. Dhruv Kumar was the man behind the name. et Voila, Butt Fight was born.

Give me some more details-
At first, the sport of Butt Fighting was very disorganised and lacked professionalism. The great minds of Gursartaj Singh Nijjar, Dhruv Kumar, Akshay Johar, Dhruv Kumar Singh, Abhishek Suri, Anubhav Jalta, and "others" got together and decided to take Butt Fighting to a higher platform. The Butt Fighting League(BFL) was formed, and anyone with a butt was free to join.
A first of its kind sport where the managing executives also competed against each other.

The matches were held in Room no. D-04, DPS RK Puram, right under madam Banerjee's nose. The competition wasn't fair. There were the people like Mr. Dhruv Kumar, who was, although smaller but was more agile. Hence, he couldn't compete with the Lards, and vice versa. Mr. Dhruv Kumar himself decided that the BFL had to be categorised. Hence the BUTT SIZE was born.
Butt size, as you can understand, measured the size of the butt, using a water bottle, primarily because no instrument has been designed to measure butt sizes. A standard Butt Size Measure(BSM) was decided upon and this was something that truly revolutionized the BFL. For example, a person like Dhruv Kumar, having a butt size 2, would compete in the super-flybutt category and a person like Abhishek Suri, with a butt size 14 would compete in the Super heavybutt category.

The rules
1. The competitors were required to hit each other with swift movements of their respective derrieres.
2. No hands were allowed.
3. The person who could successfully push someone against the boundary and keep him there for some time would win.
4. The winner was decided on the basis of cheer votes.

The Arena
Classroom, near the teacher's desk.

The Demise of the Butt Fighting League
Just when the BFL was reaching its peak, and plans for the great Butt-off were under way, a certain element of the opposite gender filed a complaint against the BFL, for vandalism. The BFL wasn't allowed to fight the case. A few tables were disturbed at times, specially during Heavybutt matches, but that's about it.

Champions of the BFL
1. Super Heavybutt champion- Abhishek Suri aka The SuperButt
2. Heavybutt Champion- Akshay Johar aka FunnyButt
3. Normalbutt Champion- Anubhav Jalta aka Jalta
4. Flybutt Champion- Gursartaj Singh Nijjar aka the ButtSurd
5. Super Flybutt champion - Dhruv Kumar aka the Buttmeister

May the BFL rest in peace
A report by Gursartaj Singh Nijjar

Couldn't stop laughing

Thats turkey actually

Cheers

Bovine intervention

Something i found in delhi.

By far the most unique sign post i've seen.

My pretty nails are back. Woohoo

Photoblogging. Yeah!

Freaky feet

Bored

G 42 last seat

There wont be anymore of me in that bus. 9 years. A lot of fun.

How to make a sandwich that tastes like a sub

Step 1. Bread, the very obvious stepStep 2. Lettuce. Iceberg is good. Normal would do too. just put it all over the bread

Step 3. Gherkins. Available at your local department store. They might not be very good to look at. but very tasty
Step 4. Jalapenos. Note to self: use macro mode next time



Step 5. Olives. Black. Step 6. something meaty. in my case chicken salami. try chicken ham

Step 7. My favourite
Step 8. There you have it. the perfect sandwich



Finger Lickin' Good
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My mac

Yes. So thats my mac.

Nails

Check out my pretty nails. Mobile blogging is really sweet.

Mobile blogging

Thats the stack of registers i used. And im using my phone to upload this. Sweet!

That was my room during the boards

This is...

Numbers

6: The number of days since the boards started

27: number of days to go till the end of boards(going by sids widget)

2: number of boards ive had till now

11: the number of days to prepare for maths

13: the number of days to prepare for computers

2: number of hours it took to do the chem paper

16: approximate number of hours i studied for chem per day

x: number of days to my birthday(i didn't count, but its near)

25: comics ive uploaded so far on my comic blog

3: number of years ive been blogging

92: number of scraps i have on orkut

8: number of registers ive finished so far, studying

6: number of registers with 160 pages each

1: register with 400 pages and another with 240 pages

1,029,928: square centimeters of paper ive used so far(yes i calculated)

102.99: square meters of paper that is

2288: number of SMSs ive sent since i got my new phone

3: number of exams left

thats all for now

G

I almost forgot

oh hello
this is going to be short
I just realised
my blog turned 3 on 23rd feb or something
woohooo
the physics paper was good
byebye
G

A comic life

A new blog has been created by me
A comic Life
Visit Regularly
G

School Life comes to an end

//I started writing this on 19 December, and then just forgot to complete, so some parts of the post may seem out of context.
Yes
13 years of being a thoroughbred dipsite are coming to an end. The end, which shall be marked by a new beginning.
As the year draws to a close, people(girls..) are mostly seen crying and distributing slam sheets and getting pictures clicked with every pillar and every other random person in school.
I, on the other hand, am very happy about the whole issue. I am glad that school is finally ending.
I owe a lot to my school, the person that I am, is all because of DPS RK Puram. But unfortunately, the last two years at DPS RK Puram have been very depressing and nothing that I would like to remember(excluding the exun bit, which I shall explain later). It is rather sad that I am leaving school on such a note, but such is the life in class 11 and 12.

Exun- Thats probably the best thing that happened to me during my school years. I joined Exun in class 7, with Dhruv and Abhishek. I have perhaps missed about 4000 periods in school as a part of exun and dhruv has missed even more. Exun has been a lot of fun, from missing periods, to eating a lot of food, working on the mac, being in the lab all the time, being walking tech support, making magazines, conducting events, reaching inaccessible areas of the school, staying in school till 10 at night, we've done it all. And last year, Sid joined us(hes probably thanking his stars that we landed up in the same section.. hehe). It was a lot of fun walking around like spies on the lookout for our maths teacher(she was utterly boring last year).

so haha.. i forgot what i was going to write, Dhruvs probably said it all.

Ill just post some pictures of the farewellAkshat and Sidhant share an intimate moment. Adarsh.. well hes just being himself

My favourite english teacher. And sid just cant let go of gadgets can he

DaCoW.

Mr. Mohit Dey, the coolest teacher in school

The Core Group

So yes I am back from Chandigarh. It was fun. For the first time, the train ride was actually what train rides are meant to be. You know like looking out the window, looking at the tree go by and thinking and stuff like that, the way Ruskin Bond has often described them.

And yes, I am in love with an older woman. Her name is Emma Parker Bowles. Shes hot, British and works for TopGear. What more could I ask for? The only problem is that shes 34 years old.

Thats about it for now
G

Turn around and SWITCH!!

Yes, so I have officially switched to the new Blogger.
Blogger still needs to come up with some better templates though
cya guys around
G

After the Boards

Yes so after reading dhruvs post, I figured I could write a similar entry. So heres the stuff I want to do after the boards, and a lot of it will be with siddharth and dhruv

• Ride a bicycle all the way to Chandigarh.
  
• Eat 2 foot longs(my stomach aint as big as dhruvs)
• Go to a wild partay
• Watch the following movies
  -Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
  -All Bond Movies
  -Star Wars Episode 1 - 6
  - Almost Famous
  -and some others
  
• Read the following books
  -The trilogy of five books of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
  -Five Point Someone(already read 3 times)
  -To kill a Mockingbird
  -iWoz
  -and others
• Write a book titled: life@dpsrkp
• Go to France
• Go Bungee Jumping
• Go Go-karting in France
• Start Madras Gin
• and finally go to college

G

Wild Thing

(Chorus)
Wild Thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything, groovy
Wild Thing

Wild thing I think I love you
But I want to know for sure
Come on and hold me tight
I love you

(Chorus)

Wild thing I think you move me
But I want to know for sure
So come on, hold me tight
You move me

(Chorus)

Ooo come on, wild thing
Shake it, shake it wild thing

Happy New Year

Hello Boys and Girls
A very happy new year to you























I am now the proud owner of the phone you just saw, the sony ericsson k790i. Great Camera 3.2 MP. the pictures in the last post were taken with this wonderful thing.

Anyways
the board date sheet is out.. its pretty cool. The only sad part is that i would be spending my birthday in some examination center writing my maths exam, and i wont be free till the 4th of April. After that, I have entrance examinations every weekend. So basically, the next 5 months are going to be busy for me.

All my applications are on their way to the respective universities and I await the decisions. Hope I get in somewhere.

On an Apple note, the new iPhone has been spotted. Supposedly Apple is going in for a partnership with sony and they plan to release under the cybershot range. Heres a snapshot
The biggest let down, however, was: ITS NOT WHITE!!!!















Anyways Happy new year again
G
PS: Coming soon....