mercredi, août 31, 2005

Mediterranean Sundance

Hello Friends
This is for the music lovers.
Listen to Mediterranean Sundance performed by John McLaughlin, Al Di Meole, and Paco de Lucia. Its a Guitar Piece. You will surely die listening to it.
Download the Tabs for it. Id suggest only the actual guitar players download the tabs, not the
I-Just-Bought-A-Guitar-And-I-Can-Play-Smells-Like-Teen-Spirit types.
signing off
G

lundi, août 29, 2005

Hello

All that glitters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told:
Many a man his life hath sold
But my outside to behold:
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
Had you been as wise as bold,
Young in limbs, in judgment old,
Your answer had not been inscroll'd:
Fare you well; your suit is cold.


Hello friends..
My life, I declare, isnt going anywhere. As a matter of fact, I dont even have a life.
I just want everyone to know that since I dont have a life anymore Id might as well stop blogging about not having a life.

I read in the paper today, in TOI(see, it beats HT again), something about people living dual lives and stuff and about having a different life online. It felt as if I was reading about myself. It is so true that the internet gives you a different life, the kind of life that you like, the kind you want. But then again, its not there forever and you do have to snap back to reality.

Anyways, since I am writing, Id wanna tell you guys why I love france. The food is great, the life is great. Then, the people. To say they are great is an understatement, but I cant seem to find the word so well we would have to settle with great for now. The people there, the ones I was around, they did not know me at all, yet they were nice to me(unlike the people here). They dont get anything out of it.
Another reason. After a hell lot of a long time, I was carefree, I had nothing to care about. I have a feeling that was the last I would ever see of carefreeness. And thus I am in love with france. Not obsessed, just in love.

And since I am writing. Theres this thing that comes up when I talk abt carefreeness. My Ultimate Definition of Carefreeness is falling from an airplane 30000 ft up without any parachutes and just having a free fall when you know you're gonna die and you were gonna die the next day anyway. And yes, With Arms Wide Open.

And since I am not stopping to write, one last thing. For those of you who think that they have got to know me better through my blog, then heres some more stuff for you people. The reason why I dont let people get near me is that I am hollow from inside.

My life i was saying, is boring because I have nothing in it. I do nothing but school home * 5 and then fiitjee home * 2, and that eats up my week and things are over.

signing off, maybe for the last time
G

lundi, août 22, 2005

My FIITJEE teachers

Hello Friends
Surprise Surprise.. 2 posts for my lovely readers.. a gift from me to you for not posting for so long

I am now going to grab this opportunity by the neck by telling you about my FIITJEE teachers:

1) Physics- Name: Arinbam Biswas. Codename: PABB.
Qualifications: Graduate from IIT Kharagpur and then went on to do his masters in Astrophysics from Boston University. This one's a really smart dude, as in really smart, but sadly he isnt always able to express what he is trying to say. He is also very good at remembering names and has already memorised the names of most of the kids in our class. His Hindi is quite bad though. He takes up lot of time in doing some questions though. I like the Physics class best for now

2) Chemistry- Name: Inder S. Kumar, Codename: C-IK.
Qualifications: I dont know, he did not tell us.
He's smart, no doubt but hes also a lot experienced in the teaching profession and hence acts like teachers. He throws chalks if he finds anyone talking. His English is quite bad though. Some of his Phrases
"Can Came".. for can come... "Had Having".. for has.. "ij".. is
Also, either he uses "Ijnt it" or "Getting" at the end of all sentences. His facial expressions are a bit weird

3) Maths - Name: Vineet Gupta.. Codename: MVG
Qualification: Dont know
Hes been transferred from Hyderabad. He sweats too much. In his first class, his shirt was totally drenched in an A/C classroom. Thats all I have to say about him

signing off
G

Hello

Hello People
I are back. I finally realised that it has indeed been a long time since the last time I blogged and decided to do what I am doing right now.

Nothing much has been happening in my life these days.

FIITJEE classes are quite exciting actually. I like cracking my brain but sometimes it feels like running a Mac OS X on an intel machine with 256 MB RAM.

Friday was Rakhi and my cousin sisters who previously were in Chandigarh came over. They have moved to Delhi now as they are now married. One of them has a baby daughter. I think it was the first time they tied me a rakhi in person

Interesting Observation: Blue Kajal does not look good. That was for rhea by the way.

Another One: French songs are good.

I am writing a book which I plan to title "The 4th Minute". Over here I wanted you guys to make the observation that I was kidding.

The above little paragraph goes to show how sad my life is.

Another Observation: Loneliness aint that bad.

Signing off

G

vendredi, août 12, 2005

Vulnerability

Hello Friends
I am very vulnerable these days
I would suggest you not to try any stupid jokes with me or anything of that sort
Signing off
G

vendredi, août 05, 2005

Why the UN sucks

hello people
I shall now tell you why the UN sucks.

You see, the UN is an organisation of 191 member nations and was founded in the year 1945. But, having said that, the UN is majorly controlled by that Bush of a country USA and that Liar of a country UK.

And because of that, little nations like Vanuatu get left out. No matter what these little countries have in mind, the UN does whatever USA or UK says. For example, the unnecessary war on Iraq. The actual terrorist lies in that bush of a character BUSH. Hes just the worlds biggest terrorist with that monkey face of his.

What USA fails to realise is that there are actually smarter countries in the world, like Vanuatu, with zero reported cases of HIV/AIDS.

My point here is that
a) UN isnt a world organisation anymore

b) USA is a useless country

c) Bush should be hanged

signing off
G

lundi, août 01, 2005

Kingdom of Schitt

Hello People.. i are back
This just in. A new country has been discovered, which has been long isolated from the rest of the world, but not anymore. It is the KINGDOM OF SCHITT.
It was discovered by Mr. Gursartaj Singh Nijjar, the newly great explorer, while he was sitting in class and had nothing to do. He set sail in Maths Class when he was able to solve all questions coming his way and had lotsa time on his hand. He accomplished this task with his SideKick aka Lord Sid.

Anyways on to the Country Profile
Geography
Location- This Country lies just off the east coast of Africa on an utterly small island which isnt even visible and thats why it was previously undiscovered.

Geographic Coordinates- I dont know

Area- 1 sq. km

Climate- Humid

Elevation Extremes - lowest point - pit of schitt - -86 m
highest point- Mt. Schitt - 100m

Natural resources - silica, gold, Aluminium and LOADSA shit

People

Population - about 20 people, but they have lots of Animals around which account for the heavy amounts of shit present in this country. Another reason for loadsa shit is the fact that they dont have any waste management system.

Nationality - Schittians

Religion - Schittism

The Country was established by Mr. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate who came in search of a place to set up his factory. He along with his wife, Oh Schitt, the owner of knee deep in shit inc.

The Schitts decided to stay as they could not return to their homeland, which nobody knows of now. They gave birth to a son, Jack Schitt, the current ruler of this Kingdom. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, who was stranded on this island. They gave birth to six kids

1. Holie Schitt
2.Fulla Schitt
3. Giva Schitt
4. Bull Schitt
5. Deep Schitt
6. Dip Schitt

They divorced after 15 years of marriage but still live on the same island.

There has been no evidence of Holie Schitt's Marriage.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, who always stayed together as they were twins found a pair of twins for themselves, called the Happens sisters. Their Grand Wedding was witnessed by the Schitt Family and the other animals. It was the Grand Schitt-Happens Wedding. The Schitt Happens kids were Dawg, Byrd, and Hawrse.

Bull Schitt, made a boat and set sail on a tour du monde(world tour), and found Pisa from Italy to be his companion. Pisa Schitt.

Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt and Dip Schitt married Loda schitt and had a nervous little kid called Chicken Schitt.

Thats about the Schitt Dynasty. Lotsa Schitts..

Anyways, Awe Schitt was the ruler of the kingdom till 1989 until he died of some shitty disease.

Currency - the currency of this small country is mainly schitties but it varies between species. eg. Humans use human schitties, elephants use elephant schitties and so on.
1 H schittie = 0.2 USD
1 E schittie = 5 Human Schittie
Elephants are the richest of all species for obvious reasons.


Thats about it on the Kingdom of Schitt.

Will post more information as research progresses.

signing off
G