mardi, août 31, 2004

Hello

Hello ppl
i had no specific reason for me blogging today so that explains the title
anyways today we had a science test which went extremely well.. better than what it went like last time
so i fail to understand why ppl dont believe that i went to bangkok.. i mean okay if it was just for 2 days but.. also some people think i have a school bag factory, hehe, i dont own one but it would sure be exciting to have one.. you see i have an obsession for bags.. i get a new one in about 2 months
so kaumudi sharma sees my shoes again today and i tell her the same old story i told to every other teacher who talked abt my shoes.. the other shoes simply dont fit.. so she replies and says, "tujhe pent to fit aati hai na jo oopar ho"? ( do those pants fit u which stay above ur waist?)

So, suri was telling us his akanksha story today.. quite interesting
actually shes nice to talk to.. i sent her around 10 messages today.. phew thats the most i ever sent to a stranger

I just forgot to say
Rhea, of french class, sent this awesome smile across which just floored.. that was a pure Kodak Moment

My obsession with fuel is still not over
Tomorrow is a holiday
Yesterday i had the most hits on my blog.. 32
btw rhea has also opened her blog.. u can find it in the links section
U might have noticed some changes to the sidebar of my blog.. i did them yesterday and it is a time consuming process
i gtg now
G

lundi, août 30, 2004

I am back

Hello good citizens
As the title explains it all i am back
from where some may ask... i am back from bangkok
I had gona this friday and i am back today
It was real fun.. and ironically i got time to study too
so i shall explain today what all i did

Day 1
I reached there, bangkok that is, in the morning and we left for pattaya from there. Our tour guide was a total fuddu and kept hiccuping the whole way. Maybe he had too much to drink the previous night. Anyways we reached pattaya and checked in into the Royal Cliff Beach Resort which was good and just next to the sea. So, we freshened up a bit and moved out to go to the Coral Island. This was a fun place. One takes a speedboat which is truly exciting. There is a short stop in between where one can do parasailing. I did it too, it was fun.
After that stop we went to the coral island where i did waterskiing. We were on that island for about an hour or so. There was nothing else to do there so we just sat around. The speedboat ride was nice specially coz of the boat jumping around. A little child started crying coz of the jumpy, bumpy ride.
After that we went back to Royal Cliff where everyone took a shower after which we went to see the Alcazar Cabaret Show, though there was nothing much of a cabaret in it, there were just some people dancing around and singing songs in a language i had never heard before.
Dont ask about the food part.. not good
After Dinner all of us went to a place caleld Lotus, a supermart, where we found nothing and came out with a bag of chips and my favourite chocolate bar, Hershey's Cookies and creme

Day 2
We move out of royal cliff and go to Sa-Fa-Ri world, that's how our guide pronounced it in syllables just like their own names. btw his name was Chutichai, people made fun of the first 5 letters of his name. So at safari world we saw some animal shows and i held a tiger cub.. woohoo
Then we saw the actual safari. It was actually good and a giraffe actually put his head over our bus, we all know how tall they are.
In the evening me and my dad went to Central World Plaza to do some shopping. I bought 2 yo-yos for myself.. hohoho and 2 colognes. My dad bought davidoff cool water and one parfum pour mom.
At night, we went for a dinner cruise in the Chao Phraya river, just like our river Yamuna. So anyways the food was good, there was music throughout and i liked the music and the singer dudette wanted me to dance but i was tired. It was nice standing up there and shouting like ,
" I am the king of the world.. woo hoo hoo hooo.".. hehe
the cruise was for like 2 hours or so.. everyone enjoyed.

Day 3 (today)
in the morning we went to dream world for some time, where i just did karting..woo hoo hoo hooo.
We later moved for the airport where we did chocolate shopping. i still didn't find my hershey's damn!!!!@@@##.

That pretty much explains it all
Also, i got to see lots of exotic cars.. true bliss
I am back now
I have to do the diagrams.
signing offf
G

vendredi, août 27, 2004

Hello

Hello
great day today
i shall write in short today
Manas has been good enough to gift me the Fuel CD
i went to Army Public School today
i came 2nd in quiz and web designing
hohoho
we also bagged the overall trophy for Genex 2004
hohoho again
stuff with alisha all solved
my balance 2134.75
i gtg now
G

mercredi, août 25, 2004

Rain

Hello ppl
Today was a fine day with all that rain
My class teacher noticed my shoes today since April... and tells me wrong shoes but i gave her a valid and true excuse
So today, being wednesday, we had a morning assembly.. it was good and funny( after a very long time)... M Chona caught our fellow comrade Arjun Gehlot talking and Tarun was made to take off his shoes for the whole day
Well, rain makes a day sometimes too boring
2 interesting things happened today
1. The bio teacher asked a question of some gland.. which he answered correctly, after all that prompting.. the answer was pineal.. now the bio teacher was suspicious about how he got the answer so she asked him where is it located... the higher minds of our class had the brains to prompt p***s... and the highest mind, tarun, had the brains to blurt out pe*is... disappointing, for the teacher, but all the more funny
2. In the 2nd bio period, we had a free period, tarun threw a pen on nivedana's ass and everyone was laughing their asses off.... too many asses, u think?.. so neways she got pissed and nitin and her got into a verbal fight... which was even funnier

I got my result for my vidyamandir test.. i got an A2 grade which puts me into the MathGenii course.. a correspondence.. well i really didnt study much for it so

Anyways, i am having some trouble with Alisha.. but you see it aint all my fault.. she has been ignoring me since monday.. so today when she said hi i din reply..its all blah

I am gonna get my maths paper tomorrow which did not go all that well and i know my teacher has something against me that she doesnt give me marks in any test or exam but keeps praising otherwise.
My GPRS is not working... :(
i gtg now
signing off
G

mardi, août 24, 2004

I don't know the key to succes,

but the key to failure is to try to

please everyone

Fuel

Hello readers
I am very happy with the success of my blog..
Today's title explains my newly found obsession for the band FUELLL!!!!!!. It is a very good band you see.. i love the song sunburn.
I have come to know that they have taken out 6 albums.. thats nice.. i shall buy them one by one.. a certain woman in our class had brought their latest album natural instinct but she didnt give it to me.. that bitch

Anyways its been raining since yesterday.. the temperature has drastically come down.. but the rain disturbed my sleep.. u see i was sleeping and it was raining real hard.. the noise made by the rain splatting all over the awning was too much.. it woke me up.. and i thought it was the morning alarm.. well i go check the time, turns out it wasn 2:00 AM.... i hardly get 5 hours of sleep at night anyway

School was boring today... oh and chona had gone madder( dun point out mistake here) to a next level.. she wants us to waste our time collecting newspapers for the whole year and make a scrap book out of cuttings.. has she gone totally mad?.. dun we have anything else to do.. i mean we're in class 10.. u were the ones who kept scaring the shit out of us first and now u shit on ur own words?... bad bad

I am sure that i shall cross 10,000 words today of my own hard work.. not like my friend dhruv who has been clever enough to put FAQs.

Also my friend dhruv has started a blog called Suri and his exploits, about the stupid suri in our class... i received an invitation to join it but it wasnt working.

People please give me Fuel, the cd... give it as a late birthday gift

Stuff with rashi has been solved

I gtg now
G

lundi, août 23, 2004

Monday

Hello ppl
Welcome to Monday
The test today went well... not very tough
this entry shall be short as i dont have anything to write about..
I have found that people from Iran, Israel, USA and Portugal are visiting my blog.. cool!!
i have also found that my blog is the 3rd most visited blog in india under the computers and internet category.. again cool.
so anyways
I have downloaded a few songs by fuel and trust me they are good.. try dloadin Sunburn
We had a Chemistry Practical class today and as usual the kids did not let the teacher teach so we just did one practical.. we mixed a few chemicals and it was like awesome.. it was like opening a bottle of soda but it can be dangerous too..
We also had PE today and well today i played TT as it was raining.
English was as usual boring and above it all we were doing the most boring poem : Ode to the West Wind
Now, our certain french teacher has proven that she has gone crazy just like Godavari Singh
You see, she is sitting and cutting marks for not writing the sentences in True or False questions.. wat crap? the school people first told us that it is not necessary and now you cut marks...booo
And Above it all she says she told us that she shall cut our marks for not writing the sentences and also that she had cut marks in our exams
First of all, she never told us, hadnt cut the marks and secondly read wat follows
I asked her why she didnt tell us before the exam?
shes like its not my duty.. so i thought madam if it aint ur duty then how can u say that u told us before the test
She knew she was wrong and thats why she moved her head away
This reminds of Nirvana - You Know You're Right
i knew i was right but still could not do anything as she was a TEACHER and they go all blah abt all this
I felt the same way against that certain South Indian Maths Teacher.
Anyways.. so it was Suri's bday today and we kicked his are heavy, in the form of burday bumps and we did the same for Akshat
Suri had it bad.... poor boy
Nothing more to write
Signing Off
G

dimanche, août 22, 2004

8 Mile

Hello Folks
You are reading Gudiblog
Today is Sunday and tomorrow is monday, which means i have a test.
Tomorrow we have an English test.. which is too boring and our teacher makes it even more boring.
Anyways, HBO aired 8 mile yesterday.
I have seen 8 Mile before and i saw the uncensored version. You see the Indian Film Board or whatever is very shitty coz it jus keeps on censoring movies. 8 Mile was banned in India coz of them and even though HBO aired it it was all censored but still i got to see the last part which is had missed on the DVD.
It is a good movie, quite related to what eminem had to face in reality. It starts off with eminem having to battle and well he chokes out in that one... He's booed off stage, when he goes home he finds his mom having sex with her boyfriend who he hates.
The sex part between Eminem and the other woman, brittany murphy i think, was also cut.
The best part was em's friend bob shooting in his pants...lol
i aint got nethin else to write about right now.
G

samedi, août 21, 2004

Random Post

Hello fellow bloggers and readers
as this title suggests.. this is a random post
i basically have nothing to write about these days but jus wanna write.. my aim right now is to cross 10,000 words. As the blogger profile thingy shows me, i am at 8659 words right now but i think it is more
My friend dhruv has found a very innovative way to increase the number of words on his blog. Well, what he is doing is just posting FAQs and other related stuff on his blog and at the moment has written around 24,000 words.
Anyways, the reason for my absence was the fact that i had fever and was in chandigarh all this while.
I went to school yesterday and it was okay. You see school is really boring these days. Just one thing, Savinay, the topper of whole of class 10 landed in trouble yesterday. The reason being rude and inacceptible speech with a teacher who came on arrangement.... that is totally unbelievable.
Yesterday was akshat's birthday and we went for movie
Before the movie we had gone for lunch at chor bizarre with everyone jus talking about smtn which is not to be discussed during eating... but well we are perverted.
During eating, suri suddenly went to the toilet to do his business, we dont know what his business was but he took awfully long. So everyone started thinking he was shittin' there...lol
Then we go to waves.. Only we know how we went.. 10 ppl in one Accent.
OOOhhhh i forgot to mention something.. while we were going from skool to home.. shivansh was sitting on top of Jalta and during the ride Jalta's balls got crushed.. well, somewhat
anyways at waves we had some trouble with this waves guy.. actually we were makin planes out of there leaflets.
Inside the hall.. Only 4 of us were actually watching the movie, the rest were just interested in throwing popcorn on each other...DUMB...
well the movie was okay excluding a few scence which were awesome.. One of them was Will's Audi getting totalled..total masti scene
Well slowly came the end of the movie when we expecting a kiss which did not come
After that, the others went to akshat's place and i went back home
I heard they had fun
i gtg now.. i wish i cross 9000 today
G

vendredi, août 13, 2004

Revert to good days

Hello all good ppl
today was not a bad day... it was good... i din attend a single class of any teacher... so that makes it good
you see, we had this class 10 intersection quiz today and we, me along with 2 other friends*, played a very important part in the organisation of the quiz
But there is one thing about these kind of quizzes.. they should not be organised as there is no use coz nobody knows nethin and everybody is there to chill their ass out
we tried making the quiz as easy as possible but still the good for nothing morons answered like shit... and another thing.. i am never gonna ask the quizzes to be organised in the AVH coz we dun get no audience... its so borin.. we called Rohan Kharbanda specially to be quizmaster and that's the audience we get?... certainly not intimidating
So, in the end the quiz was good but the participants weren't.

I have been successful in getting my point accross the people with whom i was angry... atleast now they know

i have a vidyamandir test tomorrow and i am not feeling well
going to bed
G

jeudi, août 12, 2004

Bad days

Hello ppl
as my title says it all i have been having really bad days.. and by bad i mean REALLY BAD.. as some of u reading my blog mite have already seen from my past few entries how this has been happening and how this certain south indian maths teacher has been plotting against me.. neways here is the explanation to why my days are going bad

Well, u see it all started this tuesday.. my parents left early morning for chandigarh as they had some business, i was all alone at home ( that aint the bad part).. so u see as soon as i enter the bus, the teacher tells us to sit right in front as she dusnt want us to "mix with seniors", well wat is your problem madam.. u see theres this tall person in our bus who dusnt mix with his own group and we basically dun have much of a problem with it. so moving on...

or so i thought it was... jus before i enter the class, the class teacher starts asking me," whose phone did u take?.. u rag 11thies? u talk too much in the bus"... see i hated this part.. if that certain south indian maths teacher had a problem with me talking she culdve jus told me i wud have quietened down.. but no she shall tell the whole staff room.. and so every teacher that meets me starts asking me "what did u do in the bus, child?"

and yea that very day my mondeo lost a tire i.e. my mondeo had a tire puncture which my dad did not realise and now that tire is all gone.

at night that day i had gone to the rly station to fetch my mom and well it was shit time.. u see i was talkin to the phone with someone and i was rotating the key on my finger when it fell off.... i had a very tough time finding it but still cudnt find it.. well so my mom came and started shouting at me.. i was telling them that it is in the car but she still kept shouting.. well we finally found it at 11:00 pm and reached home at 12:00.. i din sleep b4 12:30 and that led to the next bad day

many other things happened on tuesday but nothing very much significant but yea my phone has some problem with its display

so then came wednesday.. my bus teacher again told that i was talkin when i wasnt i mean HADD HOTI HAI YAAR, theres a limit to all this
and so it started again... i forgot to take english book.... i jus escaped getting my phone confiscated

Another thing y i have been having bad days
i have had a fite with lots of my friends
1. Manas- this asshole dusnt give me a cd which i asked for and is not even grateful for helping him out with so much stuff... asshole guy.. i shall not recommend his name for competition from now on

2. Rhea- this woman has been acting like such a bitch... whenever i ask for her phone(6220) she jus looks away.. i try to talk she ignores... well i shall do the same because as newton said it ' to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction'.. she tried asking me smtn and i jus showed her my favourite finger

3. Rashi- this woman tells me some stuff and then tells others that she din say it.. that i got it all rong.. well wat have i got to do with u... bloody hell.. i dun even give one piece of shit for ne1

I have realised this over a long period of time, that one shud not trust ne1 coz in today's world there is no one worth trusting

well these days havent been all too bad either, i have started talkin to alisha, dipali and all old friends again

i dun have nethin other that to express utter displeasure against the system of justice

Today's song: Behind blue eyes

i gtg now
signing off
G

mercredi, août 11, 2004


It is not what life takes away

from you that counts.

It's what you make of what

is left with you




Starry eyed surprise

The title for today is so bcoz i have found the song ive heard so many times and jus fell in love with it.. my friend hemant has been generous enough to give it to me after 1 MONTH OF ASKING.. and this another asshole manas hasn't been giving me a cd i have been asking him for.

Well, there is gonna be a major disaster with me.. there is a Vidyamandir test on saturday and i still havent registered for it... damn how i gonna give the test i have no idea
Well as i said yesterday.. our bus teacher who turns out to be a south indian maths teacher has officially gone crazy... u see karan was listening to songs on the iPaq and she took it from him... and when karan started to talk to somneone she would check him as if we were in some dumb maths class
School wasnt as bad as the past few days... well life has been real bad for the past few days.. REALLY REALLY BAD.. pathetic
we din have the assembly coz of the rain.. darn!! i wanted to see the fusion of poems with classical dances..
I wanna buy an iPod but i dunno where to get it from and plus my dad aint in favour of buying it
oh yea another interesting incident.. 2 weeks back i bought this watch called carrera.. seemed to b nice (looking and high pricing wise) and it stopped workin after a few days.. well we returned it and now my dad has finally decided to buy me a tissot or smtn.. woohooo
Also i have got to know that my Mondeo has lost a tire.. well i thought they were tubeless but one of them went flat and well i dunno how much it gonna cost but its gonna be big plus my mondeo was also scratched by a truck leaving hideous marks on it
oh yea we had the bio practical class today and i had one of the perfect specimen.... woohooo
I am really tired rite now... y cant our skool be late, i have to get up at 430 which is certainly not pleasant
i gtg now
really tired
G

mardi, août 10, 2004


It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not



HAHA stick 'em

If ur pondering wat my title means... its just a snippet from a song by limp bizkit - head for the barricade from the album results may vary
Results may vary is one of the only limp bizkit album i ever liked.. in this album they have matured to a rock band rather than a punk, funk, screamy rock band
so skool was really a very bad day today
i shall describe it.. its a hellova long and rather rong story.. it has just put me against south indian maths teachers... they are so weird they just wanna propagate their own community everywhere
I am bored.. coz there is nuthin to do
oh yea i had the whole house to myself today... my parents have gone to chandigarh.. my mom comes back at nite and my dad as u know stays in chandigarh and shall come i dunno when
Alisha was online today... after a very long time today... although as usual she aint talkin
wat else shud i rite... i am workin on an exun logo based on souviks logo

oh yea if i alredy din mention it.. i was third in crossword on sunday at MIS..
oh i gess i alredy mentioned that
signing off
G

lundi, août 09, 2004

Half of our mistakes in life arise from thinking when we ought to feel and feeling when we ought to think


Hello ppl
i have found out the answer to the ultimate question of life, universe and everything or smtn like that.... the answer is 42... dun ask me how ask douglas adams
okay so we had maths test in the morning today.. it was a very weird test.. some questions were crappy... i jus hope i get good marks
Well so the first 2 periods were chemistry... this was the first chemistry period after the PTA and it has come to my notice that we were able to continue the proceedings of the chemistry class in a more dignified manner..
next up we had P.E.... well i wud normally not rite about P.E. but todays P.E. period was the most interesting period i ever had... we were playing basketball as usual but against the other section... u know how our section is... we dunno have the rules... and all the other team did was take a word like ding and add ling or shing to it and say that we made a foul... so we started playing a bit aggressively... well i pulled the hand of one player and he started picking a fight thinking he would be able to bash me or that i wud be scared from him... well JATS are not scared of ne1 except god and neither was i
i wudve kicked his arse there and then but our fight was interrupted... but these ppl dun learn do they... they pick fite again and this time me and gehlot wudve kicked arse but again we were interrupted... i jus wanted to kick assss
so then we had english... well u see one can not hear the bell in the sports complex so we jus went to class at random.. she says that how come u r late and these ppl are in class.. well ma'am if u go deep into the matter they never go out of class which is a violation of the school rules.. so the jokes on u
After English there was the french period which was dumb as usual
then we had double geography...goddd this is the worst 2 periods one can ever have... she din stop makin us write
Okay so there is new dumb pattern our school is following whilst dispersal time... they make the 10thies move out at last... i mean i reach my bus when it is more than ready to leave.. and one day when i shall miss my bus the school shall jus clean its hands by putting the blame on me..
This blog is real borin... my life is real borin.. there is nuthin to rite about... would some of the readers please post comments on what to write about

gtg now
G

dimanche, août 08, 2004

Hello Everyone
I am posting after a very long time now...As i might know this is a very big factor for reducing the traffic to my blog...but thats okay with me...who really wants to read my blog anyway.
I had my PTA yesterday... and for the first time my mom came back happy..let us look into what the teachers had to say
  1. Class Teacher(Kaumudi Sharma)- She thinks me is nice boy but she had problem with my pants..well who doesnt...btw wats the big deal about it... its our pants, we're making them go down whats the deal with you chona
  2. Bio teacher(Jyoti Sharma)- the best report was given by this teacher.. i din expect it as i havent actually made a bio FC but still i dont know what encouraged this teacher to give such a report about me...neways thanks Ma'am
  3. Physics Teacher (DEEPIKA)- this teacher first of all asked my mom what i had told her abt deepu.. well she knows that everyone hates her so why dont u change URSELF!!!.. neways she din say nethin much..although she did say i talk...wat bullcrap is that..when did i talk in ur class..bloody thats what i get for staying queit in class
  4. Chemistry teacher (Anju Sachdeva)- well shes a frend of my mom's so well...watever...she told momma that i was careless...well i was a bit in this test thats y i got 13...but neways i can always learn..and organic chem is bad
  5. History (Mamta "Teapot" Sharma) - well this one was one of the weirdest teachers i have ever seen..she said i was ok and am capable of scoring more than jus a mere 90..yea well i can but not the way the skool is makin us study
  6. Civics (Archana Pental)- She has been giving a good report since last year.. said i am full of life..jus wanna live in the present and enjoy life..well that is me coz who know KAL HO NA HO...i got my work check too and i got a good from ARCHANA PENTAL..whoa
  7. Maths (Rama Ananth)- she said i am distracted and talking..well ma'am thats downright outrageous..i never talk in her class and i always do the work..dusnt savinay talk??????? btw savinay is the braniac of our class
  8. English (Atika Dayal)- this teacher gave a good report about me... well she was a bit impressed by me..so no regrets..but she says i can get more than 40..well only if u give em
  9. French (neeta something)- i dno wat she said....she doesnt know half of us
  10. Computers (Priya Narayan) - says im brilliant...knows the subject and that stuff..well i ought to

Well i have drawn a conclusion that if i wanna b good i can b

part deux of this entry

There was a symposium going down at MIS..me along with manic came 3rd in crossword..only if we din have sanskriti next to us...we guys din qualify for quiz coz well our third member was a total waste

Now coming back to own school


One more..i have realised that i am interested in this 8thy named niharika...jus when i was gonna start this entry i told her that i was gonna mention her but she refused publicity

but look i am a stubborn sardar...i do what i wanna..so niharika dun mind if u ever read this

not that i like her but she is intricate and actually replies...not like the rest of the bitches who speak only when spoken to...i mean women u can say hi on ur own too

neways nuthin much has been happening back at the school... i am just enjoying life to the fullest coz i know that this is a very crucial year for me

class 10 is tuff but it is easy too..

im out of words now.. dno wat to rite

I have also been messing with lots of women, telling them that i like em and blah.... we're also gonna organise a quiz

thats pretty much it

over and out

The big G